Older Women RULE!!  

1DazedNConfuzed1 50F
169 posts
8/3/2006 1:24 pm

Last Read:
5/4/2012 9:38 pm

Older Women RULE!!

Guys, read it and weep!!

Why Older Chicks Rule

by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND
60's..and forguys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.



_Safira 53F
11260 posts
8/3/2006 1:54 pm

All I can say is I love my age, whatever it is ... and that's the truth. / {=}

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1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/3/2006 2:50 pm:
MISTRESS:

High FIVE sister!!

DAZED

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/3/2006 7:48 pm

I needed to read this one tonight! I've been trying all day to post a blog about this very issue....and it keeps getting lost when I press "post"! I love my age too......whatever it is!!! lol


1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/3/2006 9:01 pm:
ANGEL:

I KNEW you would love this one, I am so sorry about your post.

I will be in town on the 11th...we should try to get together for dinner if possible.

DAZED

GMURN 67F

8/6/2006 3:41 pm

wooohoooo....I love this.

Great post sis


1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 8/7/2006 11:14 am:
G:

Glad you enjoyed

DAZED

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
8/6/2006 5:56 pm

I love being a woman over 40...my life has never been more delicious. I love Andy Rooney too...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


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