Laugh of the Day!  

1DazedNConfuzed1 50F
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5/10/2006 7:12 am

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Laugh of the Day!


Vanilla Pudding Robbery.

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Little Rock Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding! As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

ARKANSAS' LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/10/2006 8:48 pm

I think I just urped in my mouth a little bit. Ewwwwww ...

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ProFotoFreak 45M

5/13/2006 10:26 am

That's really nasty.


1DazedNConfuzed1 replies on 5/16/2006 12:05 am:
lol now you giggled on the phone when I told you this one....whats up with that?

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