World's Thinnest Books  

1Bigbeautifullay 56F
228 posts
12/2/2005 5:07 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

World's Thinnest Books

Since retiring my father has become like the king of spammers! he recently sent me this and I laughed so hard at some of them I had to share!!

>World's Thinnest Books
>~~@~~
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>FRENCH WAR HEROES
>by Jacques Chirac
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>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
>by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore
>
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>MY BEAUTY SECRETS
>by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg
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>ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
>by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George
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>MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
>by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
>
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>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
>by Hillary Clinton
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>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
>By Bill CLinton
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>MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
>by Osama Bin Laden & Willie Nelson
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>THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
>by Bill Gates & The 'Donald'
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>THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
>by Dennis Rodman
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>THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
>by Al Gore & John Kerry
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>AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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>AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
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>A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
>by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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>ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
>by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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>THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
>by Mike Tyson
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>DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
>by PETA
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>THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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>MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
>by O.J. Simpson


bardicman 50M

12/2/2005 5:31 pm

ROFL. I love em...



I am not dead yet


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/2/2005 7:39 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.... T

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