14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
1/5/2006 10:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm



A while ago I stumbled across a group on this site that attracted my attention...LONG HAIRED MEN!! They required a letter of introduction for acceptance into the group...I would like to share mine with you to perhaps offer a little insight into me when I'm in my normal frame of mind...( normal? )

Hey there ,I just stumbled across this exclusive (as it should be, this stuff didn't just
grow overnight lol) little organization you're
nurturing with such uncommon love and attention and I must take my hat off to ya....Dangit!!,there
I go again,talkin' like a shorthair again....I
don't need no stinkin' hat,I got HAIR on my damn
head!!!! I'm tellin' ya, these stubble headed folk are a bee ayy dee BAD influence, I got a couple of 'em even been threatenin' to cut mine off when I'm sleeping! Its got me so doggone paranoid that I've taken to sleepin' with one eye open so it don't happen...I had to start switchin' eyes every other night,I was just using my left eye,but that was causing some kind of imbalance or something...When I would be walking down the sidewalk,I'd keep driftin' to the right and runnin' into fire hydrants and mailboxes and such. Luckily the blocks here are pretty short,otherwise I might have ended up in the middle of the road feedin' the dogs on the front of the Mack trucks...I prety much got it licked now,I just had to quit wearin' my 3-D glasses!
One time I was abducted by these alien types,and they did their share of pokin' ans probin' and whatnot, but even them fellas didn't cut off my hair,I think they took some other stuff,but don't seem to be missin' anything important that I can tell...(Oh yeah,they don't like to be called aliens..they prefer "otherwold travelers")
I found out real quick that you don't want to get their dander all up in a fuss(hope they ain't readin' this...)Oh, I'll tell ya one thing, they don't look anything this side of Texas like ET, they are a whole lot uglier...but I'll just leave it at that...smell kinda foul, too....
well anyway ,like I was gettin' at, when I saw that you had opened up this sanctuary and preserve for longhairs,I new I found my safe harbor where I was out of the pryin' eyes of the buzz cuts for good...Like I always say, just cause I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me... Now I can spend my time not always lookin' over my shoulders for them scissors-wielding fools...and that is a chore with all this hair to look through! I'll leave you with a parting thought: Ths only reason my hair isn't longer,is that I can't get my ass any lower!
Thanks for the hospitality,see y'all soon...

PS: If anyone asks ,I was never here.....

And believe it or not...they let me in!

He's Back...

swtlittleoleme 51F
63 posts
1/6/2006 3:27 am

Kiss~Ass 14!..& Welcome back..We ALL love you!!!

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
1/6/2006 6:14 am

Are you callin' me a kiss ass?.....lol You sport it...I'll kiss it Sweets

BlueEyez4u2u 48F

1/6/2006 4:30 pm

I love it 14... so glad to have the oppurtunity to get to you and everyone else around the group...Never a better bunch..


swtlittleoleme 51F
63 posts
1/6/2006 10:44 pm

Oooops..Sorry14..Ment Kick~ass..I truly apologise!

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
1/7/2006 6:15 am

BlueEyez-TY.(mine are blue too)
Bare-not very dependable are they...
Sweets-Freudian slip?...lol
k25-ahh,you know...

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