"Who Really Holds The Sex Card......?"  

14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
7/24/2005 9:10 pm

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"Who Really Holds The Sex Card......?"

SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES...
It's one of the great inequities in life....
it's Fri. night,and you're on a mission..for a guy
that means work. Not like a job,but work none-the-
less. The mission?...Getting laid of course. As
most guys can attest, this can be a serious consumer of time and funds. First,there's the props:
nice wheels,clothes (up to date,appropriate for
the venue, but must not look like you never wear
them)and some reasonable form of residence in a
location not requiring the wearing of body armor.
Then it's off to the hunt.
You go to a club or a bar. From the start,you
know the numbers are against you..2 to 1 ratio of
men to women on a good night,3 to 1 not uncommon.
Then you eliminate the coupled-up ones,and with
numbers dwindling,you have to deal with the en-
hancers...you know, 2or 3 girls together,often by
design,with 1 hottie and 2 also rans (or worse),
the enhancement mutual,hottie stands out,but you
are obligated to entertain the group. All for 1,
and all for all. Next,women alone. DANGER!
This is usually a sure sign of trouble,either a)she is a psychopath(drinks shots,while carving her
initials in bar with sharp instrument)or b)just
broke up with longtime BF(NFL linebacker)and needs
you to make him jealous...
So you spend the rest of the night and a few
days wages for the rights to a seat at the table
of the remaining 2 women in the place and the
chance of some extra-curriculars.(...and the snow-
boarding in Mexico is epic this time of year)
Bartender yells "last call", you borrow 20 bucks
from a friend for 1 more round,and you fire your
last shot.....and then...."thanks for the drinks,
you're a sweetie...if we ever come back to Podunk
we'll stop by and see ya...Oh,sorry,I just moved
and they haven't turned on my phone yet,but you
can give me yours....crash goes the Hindenburg..
What's my point? Guys have to work and vye
for position, lie, cheat,embellish,spend freely,
etc.,etc.,and even the most appealing of them has
no guarantee of a phone # let alone a romp in the
sack, but even a homely girl can get laid almost
on demand if she wants.....It just ain't fair!!!
So tell me, who really holds the Sex Card?....


14u24me34all


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 4:24 pm

The sex that begins in bars is in no way equitable to real life.


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/26/2005 7:02 pm

Depends on how much of your life is spent in bars....lol


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/26/2005 7:44 pm

Sex card? You mean there's a sex card? Ever damn deck I ever had never EVER had a sex card. There is the Death Card, the Jack (of all trades) card and JOKERS!

You know what Juice Newton said: Playin with the Queen of Hearts, Knowin' it ain't really smart

"Lil"


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/27/2005 3:46 am

The card I can't find is the race card... I keep hearing about it, and
I love any kind of racing...Formula 1,IRL,NASCAR,NHRA,IHBA,POBRA,etc,
but someone said to check with the NAACP....What kind of racing is it
that they do?


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/28/2005 3:38 pm

So what's a girl who hates bars to do?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/28/2005 5:21 pm

Stay out of jail!!


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