14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
8/1/2005 11:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


"and this little piggy went


all the way home..

Have you ever been shocked or even scared by the
extreme vocalizations of a partner? Needed a
pillow to muffle the sound? I hooked up with a
french girl from St.Pierre in a club in Newfoundland and eventually we ended up wreckin' the bed
at my place..all was well and looking better when
suddenly she started expressing herself vocally,
very,very vocal. wee......weee....weeee....weeeee
And I'm like,WTF is that? The first picture that
came to mind was "this little piggie ...."and
I lost it, laughing hysterically yet petrified
by the extreme volume of her voice...needless to
say the games ceased for the evening..
She got up, dressed quickly, and after what I
can only assume was a verbal thrashing in French
laced with some expletives in English that I DID
understand,she stormed off in a big hurry.
I thought that was the last time I'd see her
but incredibly,3 days later she was at my door.
She actually gave me the "earrings on the night-
stand" routine....and they were there! Turned out
that she wasn't in a big hurry to get them home..
She left 3 days later..but she left the ballgag..
Ever been sonically assaulted in an otherwise
intimate setting? Tell me about it, it's not like
you were keeping it secret...!

stop yelling, I hear you!

PS: Just like thjs post,it wasn't until much later
that I had the lightbulb moment and my(limited)
language skills kicked in.....OUI?,,,YES!..DUUHHH!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/2/2005 8:43 pm

I have never given French fornication much thought even though many people do say "fuck the French"

That's pretty damned funny.

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/2/2005 10:30 pm


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/6/2005 3:26 pm

Oui Oui madame!

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