"CROTCH-SHOT CLASSIFICATION: evaluation made easy!"  

14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
7/26/2005 4:07 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"CROTCH-SHOT CLASSIFICATION: evaluation made easy!"

This is a public service posting. It is not to be
taken as absolute, but rather as a tool used in
photo assessment. Blogger makes no warranty,ex-
pressed or implied. User assumes all responsibil-
ities for use. Objects in mirror appear closer
than they actually are.

Category-Penis erect torso only
Eval: Exhibitionist, not inclined to expose any
more than a picture;makes a good penpal

Category-Penis erect full frame
Eval: Paranoid, certain that wife will recognize
mole on thigh if shown; may be embellishing,look
for measuring device in photo for verification.
What you see is what you get-just a dick.

Category-Penis flaccid torso only
Eval: Unmotivated,if he can't get it up for every-
one, don't expect big things from this one; can
be a friend without benefits.

Category-Penis flaccid full frame
Eval: Hiding something;possibly overweight;may
be impaired by alcohol or...(It looked bigger at
the time...) An easy mark.

Category- Full torso no Face
Eval: This is a broad spectrum category with mul-
tiple implications; can be assumed that identity
must be witheld for career or personal reasons;
can be intended to raise curiosity(confidant) or
may be hiding something (esteem issues) This one
requires additional research and evaluation

Category- Full torso with face
Eval: Easiest starting point,can make decision to
meet easier,further assessment can be done in
stages; suggest evaluation of communication skills
before live interaction

List will be updated periodically.

Your Freudian Friend Finder,
14u24me34all 7/26/2005 AD

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/27/2005 6:45 pm

As regards your penultimate category "full torso-no face"
This is what we used to sum up as "nice legs, shame about the face"

The ladies have been making light of the "talking penis "photo but no on mentions the talking ass or the talking tits. Why is that?

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/28/2005 2:42 am

I believe you are referring to babbling boobs, oh wait,that's someone
else, ok,yeah,you're right,TT for short,and bringing up the rear(pun
intended) is yaketyass,not to be confused With ass chatter,or in lay-
persons terms...FART I will make a point of addressing the issues
that our young T's and A's are faced with today or in my face today
or err umm....can I see them 1 more time please?

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/28/2005 3:42 pm

What about fem in lingerie, full torso, back view?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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