"Building a Better Girlfriend"  

14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
8/3/2005 11:13 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"Building a Better Girlfriend"

HEAD TO TOE!
A quick note: I just saw this video that cracked
me up silly and I thought I'd pass it on for your
viewing pleasure...It really defies categorizing;
adult,horror,comedy,yes to all three.
Anyway the name of the romp is Frankenh**ker,
stein replaced by hooker..As the name implies, a
person is the sum of their parts...
Movie opens with future son in law/inventor
debuting father-in-laws b'day present at a family
gathering...an RC lawnmower...it goes horribly
awry and makes short work of turning fiance/daugh-
ter into a tossed salad....can you see where this
is going...? Don't miss one of my favorite parts:
the self-inflicted trepanning with a Makita drill
for headache relief; sounds gross, but it's
actually a lot more goof than gore.... A great
flick when you just don't know what you want...

It's Alive!!
14u24me34all
8/3/2005
Good Evening.......Master is expecting you...


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/3/2005 1:46 pm

I think the writers should have let Heime have a little more latitude. I mean just think, a 3-way with Heime, Max and 99 ... kinda brings a whole new meaning to those dildo machines doesn't it?

See I shoulda had a beer when I came home.

"Lil"


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/3/2005 2:39 pm

hi max, hi 99
hymie, you're blowing my cover!
Didn't expect i'd see you in a train station locker ,MAX.
Well Hymie,would you believe that I'm operating a highly sophisticated
surveillance system from the console in here?? I don't think so Max..
Well then, would you believe that I'm trying to use the metal frame
of the locker bank as an antenna so I can watch the Washington
Senators play the Orioles..? Sorry Max.
well,would you believe both my legs are asleep and I can't stand up?
I don't think I'm programmed for that,Max...Better call the Chief,bye
Max

Hymie? Hymie? HHHYYYYYMMMMIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/3/2005 3:04 pm

Makita does make some fine power tools.

One time with Heime and Max would have been out the door.


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/3/2005 7:06 pm

Maybe ... just maybe ... it would have created another new voice for Tennessee Tuxedo, ya think?

"Lil"


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/3/2005 7:16 pm

under the "veil of silence" no doubt...


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/3/2005 10:09 pm

"Duh,gee Tennessee,time to go see professor Whoopie!!!
Never mind Chumlie,Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!!"
-----Famous Last Words------


14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
8/4/2005 10:51 am

MZHH-My idea of a date-night movie...


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