"AFF Ate My Brain!"  

14u24me34all 51M
246 posts
7/1/2005 7:07 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"AFF Ate My Brain!"

It happened innocently enough. Had a computer;I
kept it in my shop,Q-books for invoices,Word for
writing stuff like your education stuck,short dashes to the I-net for the newest or obsolete gizmo for a clients vessel(yeah,for every one person who has to have biggestbaddestnewest theres another who won't upgrade ol' faithful till it sinks out from under them..). Left work at work,no homework for me,thanks. Problem was,it became painfully obvious that rapid billing=rapid payment,pre-empting spender's remorse,angry spouse
etc. Solution:A laptop! Yeah, thats the ticket! That will fix everything! Oh, gotta have access to the d-bases,don't wanna load that stuff in puterjunior. Wi-fi! All the harbors have it...25 bucks/mo. and now I'm hooked-up! Damn, forgot about a printer..no probs,I'll just put one on my boat,POOF!,branch office! Flash forward....Meet this guy in the marina,he says "dude,yo,like you gotta check out this website AdultFriendFinder,it's siiiick!!

JustaSeeker 106F

7/1/2005 9:02 am

Oh my God, that made me laugh. It's true.........

14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/1/2005 11:44 am

"Eyes Wide Open(ed)"
So I'm thinking,yeah,ok bro,probably another script vendor gonna load
me full of spywareadwarekeyloggers,no thanks. Being a person who prides myself in my ability to completely resist impulse behavior,I
didn't go near AdultFriendFinder for a good 15 or 20 minutes after that guy left
"BOHICA"(boat's name,ask me for breakdown of this acronym if you don't atready know). Ok,it took a few tries to get through the HiJack
sites,but I got there....INTERRUPTION!! Fear strikes terror in both
political parties..LIVE on Nat'l. TV...Together on screen:Gov.Schwarzenegger,Al Gore,Gray Davis,outmayor Hahn,inmayor Villaraigosa,outoutmayor Riordan,and cardinal Mahoney...draw your own
conclusions..now back to our regularly scheduled ramblings...Getting there,that was the easy part. "Pick a Handle" Should be easy,right?
Lets try"XYZ4123", clicksubmitwait....GONGBOOMCRASHBANG LIGHTSSIRENBELLWHISTLE WARNINGWARNINGDANGERWILLROBINSON(as door slams in face..) What? I didn't do it,I I I ..I meant to hit FINDFRIENDS! NO,REALLY! WHAT? Oh,..damn,someone has that one,go figure..Cool,I got one NOBODY would think of....."No,really,Everest wasn't that bad with-
out oxygen but next time I'm gonna shell out the C-Note for one of them Sherpa dudes...." Stay tuned for our next episode:"A Passage to
BangCockne Man's Quest for the Handle Grail"" Don't miss it>>

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/11/2005 6:07 pm

If he thinks this site is sick, he doesn't get out much.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/20/2005 1:06 pm

*falls off chair laughing*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

Scorpio_9inches 52M

1/4/2006 2:06 am

Yes, AdultFriendFinder is happily munching on mine right now...

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