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It currently says on my profile that I already have a really hot cybersex partner. That isn't true. It used to be, but we drifted apart about 18 months ago or more. He's young and in Australia, and I suspect he might have actually taken my advice and got himself laid or something. Anyway, there's a slot free (nudge nudge wink wink) for a good cybersex partner. However, there are various hurdles to overcome, one of which being that I don't have MSN on my Mac. I'm currently limited to the chat facility on face book. Or I suppose it's a feature that probably exists here somewhere. I'll look into it at some point. The other hurdle is that I'm a words girl. Don't even be thinking about camming. The answer is no. I don't do it. Words are what get me off, so I need a guy who can formulate written porn, can also spell (ish - I'm more relaxed during messaging than in an e-mail) and would also find this a good way to get his rocks off. A couple of years ago I discovered sex chat forums online. I used to hunt out suitable guys to chat to, on a completely anonymous one off basis (though occasionally they wheedled my e-mail address out of me - in fact, that's how I found Mr Australian Porn - I was hugely impressed that we had a whole sex scenario running in chat while he was supposed to be revising economics at the same time!). I liked the power of the pickup, to be honest. And quite a few guys insisted at first that they wanted to talk on the phone or to cam, but managed to get their rocks off quite satisfactorily once they gave it a whirl. But, personally, I've discovered I prefer a long term chat partner with whom I can be open. We both know what turns us on and can dip straight into a scenario without any awkward pre-socialising first. Obviously, he would have to be kinky as fuck. That goes without saying, surely? I've only once done phone sex with a stranger, and there was a lot of faffing about first as to who was going to trust whom with their number (I phoned him, withheld my own and then threw his number away), which could have killed it. But when I phoned him, he had a really strong Irish accent which I could barely comprehend, which made his absolutely filthy mouth even sexier. And he was mindblowingly good, quite happy to do all the talking (I am shit at phone sex if you need me to talk) and I came like a fucking train. Never done it since, because I can't believe it could be as good again. But I guess I'd consider it with a regular cybersex partner, as long as they appreciate they will be doing all the talking. Anyway, as there's a vacancy, any offers? Blogito ergo sum. |
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 8/5/2008 9:53 am |
I know what you mean those fly by night cyber buddies well it just lacks something for me to.
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 8/5/2008 10:43 am |
I'll give it a try with you - now, do you need a full CV and references from all applicants, and what sort of interview process are you envisaging? (And I think there's a chat function here...) I can't be bothered to have a signature, which is why there's nothing here.
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8/5/2008 11:46 am |
Am I too late or are you still looking for applicants? I've tried the chat function on here once and it was really bad, if you have gmail there is no additional chat/IM download required. I will be eagerly awaiting your reply. T
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8/5/2008 12:07 pm |
OMG! And I use to think it was hysterical when I had a guy from England who would call me for phone sex. I kid you not. It was years ago, before IM. I bet that is what he does now!    Take off your clothes and visit me in the Red Room. All friends are welcome
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8/5/2008 4:15 pm |
HAHA, Dear CB, you do engage me! I would apply but I am horribly competetive and it would just get ugly.  My Mom says I am the cutest around.
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8/5/2008 4:31 pm |
Hmmm... Not something I'm over fond of (I prefer the personal touch) but I have indulged occasionally. I can type left handed by-the-way although it does increase my typo count. B&R xxx  
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8/6/2008 2:54 am |
No MSN on your Mac CB - tut tut. All you have to do is Google Microsoft and then go to Microsoft Download Centre where you will find MSN Messenger for Mackintosh. Click and download and follow the prompts. Hopefully this will assist you in your cybersex hunt.......lol
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8/6/2008 3:04 am |
I would be more than happy to oblige... but what is the best time of day??
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8/6/2008 3:42 am |
OMG!! A hot woman Mac user!! Oh you definitely are the woman of my dreams! You should Yahoo Messenger (It's a Beta version that sometimes crashes...but the best one for IM I have found). Ooooo should we talk bytes or bites  I loved creative writing in H.S. and the teacher thout I had quite an imagination...and could embellish on just about anything!!! So you just might like to test out my "Hard Drive"  Hey and if it just doesn't work...we could always talk techy 
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8/6/2008 11:38 am |
Hm...I've never quite been able to understand the cybersex thing. Oh, yeah, there's been plenty of times when I've been chatting with someone and the conversation turned sexual and I just KNEW my chat partner on the other end was probably wanking... but I was never excessively turned on in those situations. Not enough to actually want to stick my hand down my pants anyway... And that's another thing - how can your brain focus on typing with one hand and making an orgasm happen with the other one?
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8/6/2008 12:58 pm |
I am applying for the position of cyber partner. I will gladly send you a sample of my erotic writing if you e-mail me...J
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8/7/2008 1:42 pm |
Dear CB, It seems you tried to send me an email but it was rejected by Adult FriendFinder.....my thoughts wander. T
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8/10/2008 8:09 pm |
thorughs my sexy name in the ring where do u chat or do u use msn
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