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Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93

Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y  

40Deuce 46M
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12/27/2014 8:38 am

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12/30/2014 4:07 pm
Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y
The flossy church solicitors just came to the door again and left some literature . I'm starting to get it now - after all Heaven is like the best club in the universe , why wouldn't you dress to the nines ? Also I find their propaganda to be intriguing - it aligns with my own thinking in a lot of ways . I feel like it targeted marketing somehow . Maybe Jesus told them .

Speaking of , when I was writing about Lot and his virgin gangbang the other day I was also thinking about Susanna . So she was out bathing and two old dudes come up on her and they're all like "Yeah boy , its on !" And they tell her if she doesn't have sex with them they're going to tell everyone she was having sex with some other dude . She refuses , so they do , and then wham , she's arrested and set to be stoned to death . Jurisprudence was a little different back then when it came to women you know . Or was it ? Oooh , political . Anyway , Daniel shows up (the Biblical version of Sipowicz) and he questions the old dudes and because they say there were different kinds of trees she was standing by Susanna is let go and the two old dudes are beaten to death . And the lesson is ? Don't try to get sex with blackmail I guess .

Paper is bleached white (which it has in common with porn star assholes) which I assume started because our primitive screwhead ancestors could only make dark colored ink . But now that we're highly evolved technodromes shouldn't we be using light colored ink on dark paper ? Isn't that easier on the eyeballs ? Plus bleaching one sheet of paper creates 70 megagallons of toxic waste I hear . Of course I suppose paper probably isn't going to be around much longer anyway . Probably should just let that run its course huh ?

Mission #1

I was listening to the commentary on the first season of Community and they mentioned one of their favorite background actors (they've not called extras anymore) was former porn star who they had nicknamed "DP" as that we her specialty . Find out her name for me . Sidenote , did you know porn stars get paid by the sex act ? I assume it was a flat rate , or an hourly thing .

Mission #2

The Audience network stopped showing old episodes of NYPD Blue towards the end of the third season (possibly the best season) specifically the last episode they showed as "Hollie and the Blowfish" which is a great episode . Anyway , you need to find where I can watch the rest of the season (and series) online .

Not to tell tales out of school but you guys aren't very good a missions . Sometimes I think you don't even try to obey my whims . That could be something for you to work on in 2015 .

Have I mentioned recently that people are weird ? Such as , the other day I and a co-worker were heading to another office in town and we stopped at a gas station by the mall . At said mall the policy were chasing some dude through the parking lot and tackled him and took him away and whatnot . We both watched it , we commented on it . Fine . Then , on Friday that same co-worker was watching the footage of this event in the breakroom agog . He says to me "did you hear about this ?" Perplexed I mentioned "We saw it happen , we were there , you watched this exact same thing happen in real life ." He looked at me like I was a alien creature that had materialized out of nowhere and demanded her offer his wife's butthole up for probing . Sometimes I wonder that the % of people is for which something is only real once its on TV or the internet . I'd guess around 20% .

Since I'm already in ripping on co-workers mode , I also found on Friday that a dude in my office thinks that "Fanny" means boobs . He kept talking about grabbing this chick's "fannies" and finally I asked him "dude , are you dating a girl with multiple butts ? What's going on here ?" I know I shouldn't hate people for not knowing what words mean , but I do . A lot . Of course this is the same dude who often says he "wouldn't even want a million dollars because its not enough to retire on" . So there's plenty there for a guy like me to hate . That's kind of my thing .

The other day I was thinking I should stop blogging because mostly all I do is spew bile and vitriol and that's probably not good . And then I thought maybe I could keep blogging and just stop being such a dick about it . But probably neither of those things will happen .

And finally , shaking a polaroid does not make it "come out" any faster - we all know that . By how did that urban legend get started in the first place ? Who was the first person who took a picture and then thought "I need to shake this" and why did they think it ? And why did so many other people get on board with it ? Have you ever seen anyone snap a polaroid and not shake it ?

Oh right , picture



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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/27/2014 8:58 am

 Polaroids start out wet. People thought that the picture developed as the photo dried so they started waving it in the air ... to dry faster.

I'm crappy at missions but great at answers. No charge.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 12/28/2014 7:54 am:
Makes sense , thanks

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/27/2014 10:30 am

 I agree with Buni, awesome blog title. Also, I enjoy your bile and vitriol.

Susanna and the two dirty old men is an amazingly popular subject for artists. I saw two of them exhibited side by side at an art exhibit in Boston - I think it was Titian and Tintorello.

I just did a google image search and whoa, there are countless different depictions. Almost universally pretty creepy, like the one below. What does this say about us? That there are a lot of dirty old voyeurs? Hm.
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40Deuce replies on 12/28/2014 7:57 am:
I noticed that too , lots of paintings of this subject - I guess its an excuse for everyone to look at a naked lady

travellerabc123 54M
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12/27/2014 8:18 pm

 Take a little fatherly advice (just in case you are searching for the Grail)...

But in Spanish, they spell Que with a Q.

I would hate to see you fall through the floor to your doom!

Oh, and pick the wooden cup.
Embrace the suck


40Deuce replies on 12/28/2014 7:57 am:
I do often choose . . . . poorly

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