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OH HAI OH NO....  

spunky11961

2/10/2009 2:49 am
Wakes up, gets out of bed, wiggles butt, shoves head through the snow... Oh no is that my shadow I see?

It's February all ready, where did the time go?

What happened while I was away,It's been awhile it seems

Wipes sleep from eyes, it seems I had a dream...

It's not that didn't care to share, but the Internet provider they expect me to pay, how they dare...

So how the hell are ya, what happened while I was away, they kept me at bay?

Give me the dirt, the nitty gritty, anything the National Enquirer will buy, I've got bills to pay...

This has been a test of your early reality warning broadcast system,

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, your daily dose of the soap opera drama...

But a word from our sponsors first, they maybe your next idols...

Yeah, it's February and my TV's now toast, no I didn't get the cable box converter thingie....



~spunky
MisterPriapus
6980 posts 

4/19/2009 6:35 am

.
Hello. Hello? Is this thing on?

*tap microphone*

*Wanders of with a puzzled expression*


.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.

LoftyJade
707 posts 

3/25/2009 12:17 am

Forget TV. Fuck TV.

Ya dont need TV!

REALITY is on the blogs.


Last Post: [post 2029074]
New Blog: Cockeyedoptmist2

SkyLily
12688 posts 

2/23/2009 1:44 pm

Seems like all those pesky bots missed ya heaps spunky!
M xox


SkyLily
The Sky is the limit!!


You Touch Me

Humanity and our Sex Site.

"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
Henry David Thoreau

buttery_delight
2189 posts 

2/21/2009 1:04 am

it's never to late to get a converter. They extended the deadline ya know

butterfly

YourFoxxx
23 posts 

2/20/2009 10:22 pm

hahahahahha....wow

bad_assed_witch
33848 posts 

2/16/2009 3:14 pm

Good to see you back ! Blogland missed it's reigning monarch

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~

LustyTaurus
20973 posts

2/14/2009 10:03 pm

time...is not on my side it seems. The nerve of those ISP's wanting money all the time...

The Healing Circle...

gonecoastal2000
13998 posts

2/14/2009 4:16 pm

He's back! They extended the date so you can still get a converter box.

Hope all's well Jeff

LadytoPleaseYou
5447 posts 

2/13/2009 8:40 pm

Missed ya Jeff.
BTW...you should check around. I think they may have extended the time or givng people a chance to get more coupons for the box. I'm not sure, but check into it. If all else fails, I got an extra one.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

somethingelse40
14676 posts 

2/13/2009 7:30 pm

@!@
pucker up


Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself
~(with apologies to the late great Lewis Grizzard)

The 1950s were simple times to grow up. For Lewis Grizzard, gallivanting meant hanging out at the store eating Zagnut bars. Now its eating pussy. How times change!
~(no such POT-SHOT had yet been declaired legal).



How the Train Left the Station

What the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you about...

One Foot outta da Monkey Cage!!

Bubarigine
2296 posts 

2/13/2009 11:14 am

I'm fresh back myself,I hope the fact we both were away at the same time tongues wont start wagging,lmao.

Bubba.

But for a glimpse,life can be fleeting.

mm0206
7747 posts 

2/12/2009 8:13 pm

Jeff hope you are ok and that little vacation you took was restful and relaxing.....

cause you sure had us scared that you had fallen off the edge of the world.

BE WELL

tender hugs....m.

kittenkisses24
19814 posts 

2/12/2009 4:37 pm

I'm glad you are here spunky. I've missed your posts and your visits. I hear the converters for the tv aren't much at all really. I hope you can fanagle you one (is fanagle a word..??)

goodatpoetry2
7949 posts 

2/12/2009 9:26 am

About time, goober!
Where the hell WAS you?

NassyFox
36973 posts

2/12/2009 7:27 am

All's been quiet here in blogland.



Ok, I seriously could not keep a straight face.

Welcome back Jeff.

LadyGrayLeopard
19381 posts

2/12/2009 2:16 am

Spunkster!

So you're back in the same bat channel, in the same bat time.
Already high time


Maxwell Smart move



Squirter's life

hotandhorny1082
2233 posts 

2/11/2009 10:34 pm

Missed you too, good to have you back....

hotandhorny1082

meanduis69
15556 posts 

2/11/2009 5:32 pm

I've missed you and your cute posts.

What's new? I screwed up my knee, lost my job, lost 10 pounds... it's turning out to be a great year... Actually I was being serious!!!

KingCuminator
217 posts 

2/11/2009 1:40 pm

I'm glad your back.
I'm glad your front or side.

Sometimes it's good to be back again for the very first time.

gata11459
10597 posts 

2/11/2009 8:53 am

welcome back jeffy lol.. yer more on and off than i am.. hope your winter went well.. ill be glad to be done with it

Peace xxx K

Frnds4Play
4100 posts 

2/11/2009 8:32 am

Hey, Hey missed you, wondered what had happened. So glad to have you back.

It's Feb., and we have had another big snow storm...Which takes me to my Fear place..

I'm ready for another Starbucks..

Missed you. Sorry about the TV..I have dish Network and didn't have to worry about getting the black box.

Hrmestud
6038 posts

2/11/2009 3:51 am

Hey Jeff! welcome back to the "almost land of the living". Nothing much has changed around here bro, Adult FriendFinder is still Hell bent on fixing that which is not broke and winter still has most of us in its icy grip *man I can't wait for summer* Hang in there furry little varmit from "Clevageland"

The_Wenchess
10004 posts 

2/10/2009 11:51 pm


Great to see you back
You have been missed
smiles

milf655
5022 posts

2/10/2009 11:28 pm

it's february and i'm a ground hog and i saw my freaking shadow so it doesn't really matter if i got my convertor box because the long cold winter is STILL hanging out

happiness is a state of mind .......

jeffandBonna
7335 posts

2/10/2009 6:52 pm

Missed you!
Glad to see you
are back!
You mean you don't have cable??
LOL!




hugs
& kisses
Bonna & Jeff
GUEST BOOK
Elements
A Favor
"Friends are born, not made."
~ Henry Adams

alsohere2
2578 posts

2/10/2009 5:11 pm

Welcome Back!

You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.

josiedawn59
3465 posts 

2/10/2009 5:04 pm

Welcome Back Jeff. Nothing happening as usual
You were so
Now Let the party begin

It is a Journey…We all get there differently.

ShyUTGal
11238 posts 

2/10/2009 4:37 pm

WELCOME BACK!! WE MISSED YA!!

That converter box deal is supposedly 86ed until sometime in March or May or June or something...I have cable so they can kiss my ass. I told hubby I wouldn't buy it even if we didn't have cable, the stuff on local channels is all crap anyway and too many commercials! I'd just as soon rent DVDs or >gasp< read a book!

Other than that, how the heck are ya? And spud?

8lodus8
3725 posts 

2/10/2009 4:35 pm

Yay! welcome back my friend

angellover51
1841 posts 

2/10/2009 4:20 pm

hey my friend nice to see u back, good blog. tc Angell n Buck

tittietoots
2147 posts

2/10/2009 4:16 pm

Welcome back, missed you

The ole' hairy thing said we are suppose to have 6 more weeks of the white stuff and cold, BUT he is wrong Was in the 50's all weekend and in the mid 60's today! Happy dancing around here
Toots

Just being me and loving it

blockhead37
6747 posts 

2/10/2009 3:57 pm

Jeff my friend good to see you back again...Nothing earth shattering here just waitin on spring to come back...And hopefully work.

A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.

vudoudo
275 posts 

2/10/2009 3:15 pm

Welcome back Spunk!

Was beginning to think you forgot that you were only hibernating and that it might turn into a Rip Van Winkle thing.

-Rob

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The secret to life is falling down seven times and getting the fuck up eight!!! -VuDu
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moonfire2u
2527 posts 

2/10/2009 2:53 pm

Same here...missed you and glad your back...

469tall
14754 posts 

2/10/2009 11:33 am

Glad to see you back. I was half expecting you to be telling tales of having to eat a guinea pig sandwich.



The perversity of the universe is unbounded.

Ionlyshow
16689 posts

2/10/2009 11:15 am

Not much has changed, still the same old shit, different fuck up..
You'll have seen the profile by now..

Good Omens mate...

© ionly '09



ionly...
...The Exhibitionist




PixieKittySC
1272 posts 

2/10/2009 10:22 am

Welcome back Jeff!

Optiskeptic
1313 posts 

2/10/2009 8:18 am

Welcome back Jeff - glad to see that you have not been entombed in ice or eaten by starving small furry animals...

OXO

DaphneR
7938 posts 

2/10/2009 8:04 am

You know this place, same shit, different day.

Glad you made it back.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Orgasmic4u2
1226 posts 

2/10/2009 7:48 am

Welcome back Jeff.......same ole shite.....just a different month..smiles.

Good to see you posting again.

Org.

sexymermaid6956
26215 posts 

2/10/2009 5:37 am

doing the funky chicken around the room

great to rad ya friend

not much happening in my life... i am so boring LOL LOL

i need to read your posts to liven up my other wise dull life

hugs and kisses from Nan to you!!!

[]

Seduce my mind and my body

Daisy314
325 posts 

2/10/2009 5:25 am

Welcome back!!!!!!!! YOU were missed much!!!!!!!



If you aren't happy with your life, only you can change it.........

eagleeyes32
1220 posts 

2/10/2009 5:20 am

I think it is way passed time for our internet providers AND Adult FriendFinder to start sponsoring us? I'd be will to endorse & pimp 'em.. sound like a plan? & a huge welcome back! Mike

"A strong man carries a sword, a smart man carries a pen, a wise man carries them both. "

silvereclipes00
203 posts 

2/10/2009 5:17 am

Welcome back Jeff was wondering if you fell of the face of the earth with the bumble bee or to a next dimension with it..

as for the converter box have one they really need to have worked on the signal longer before making us all get one worse thing I have seen will hate when its tornado season will be not in Kansas any longer if it fails during a warning.

ange1hart
2964 posts 

2/10/2009 4:19 am

Out of work since september thankfully not everyone in the house is I still have cable and internet

"Temptation is fun...Giving in is even better.."

NeedmoreNOW2006
6220 posts 

2/10/2009 3:55 am

SO great to see you again! You were missed!!

OK set up a paypal account for send Spunky a dollar so he can watch Idol!

LittleTeapot888
14101 posts 

2/10/2009 3:47 am

Spunkster.
I have been (and still am) semi-hibernating and assorted other stuff.

Noticed that the shadows are getting shorter?




If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!

2ndTimers1962
5561 posts 

2/10/2009 3:39 am

Welcome back Jeff!!! Missed you sooooooooo much!!!!! LC



"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take - but by the moments that take our breath away."


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