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Ring out the old drink in the new, it's been a long year and I raise this glass to you... A toast of vintage sparkling... who am I kidding, it's water with Alka Seltzer, I've got a head ache... But it is vintage, fish used it as a toilet yesterday... I'd rather have a beer... So Happy New Year! I'd still rather have a beer... ~spunky |
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 2/2/2009 2:10 pm |
Happy new year Jeff, Hope 2009 is a great one for you.   ~Tara~Give God a break.
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1/13/2009 1:18 pm |
A belated Happy New Year to you too Jeff Bottoms Up!  Kissu  Shazzi
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1/7/2009 8:02 am |
happy New Year and a toast to you too (Imported beer)    Standard member friendly     scgabiwife
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1/4/2009 8:00 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff!  I'll pass on the Alka Seltzer, thank you.
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1/4/2009 1:28 pm |
Ah yes, it reminds me of my trip to the wilds of Afghanistan, some weasel forgot the corkscrew and we were compelled to live on food and water for several days. I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.
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1/3/2009 10:51 pm |
Now I'm craving Alka Seltzer! I love those things...especially when the water is real cold!!!! Happy New Year to you and Lisa     
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1/3/2009 5:46 pm |
Happy New Year, and me too since I'm a home brewer, I'd much rather have a beer!!
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1/2/2009 12:34 pm |
Happy New Year to a good man, Jeff...
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1/2/2009 10:22 am |
Don't drink water... fish fuck in it as you know... Stick to beer or some other refined drinks  Hope better already and no  Happy this year, Jeff!!! THE MORE I CUM, THE MORE I CUM  Can you sense sexual energy between us????   
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1/2/2009 8:51 am |
have a great and happy new year <3.
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1/2/2009 5:16 am |
A little toast for you....Here's to the frog on the mantle piece who slipped and fell in a pan of grease. We make a toast and raise our glass...Here's to the frog with the french fried ass. Happy New Years Jeff... A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.
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1/2/2009 3:37 am |
VERY NICE!!
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1/1/2009 11:54 pm |
I agree...give me a beer! Happy New Year!!!       
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1/1/2009 11:23 pm |
So have a beer and Happy New Year! 
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1/1/2009 9:45 pm |
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1/1/2009 8:50 pm |
Ha!....And I didn't have a beer Worked all night long on 3 puters here at home, then the 4th one today  ....And I didn't finish itbefore I burnt out....But now I have billing to do that will take me until next Monday the way everything else is going....Hope all is well Spunk dude! Stop by, I can pencil you in later  
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 1/1/2009 8:41 pm |
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one! "The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."
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1/1/2009 7:38 pm |
I worked all the holidays this year...  ~We'll Leave The Light On~
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1/1/2009 6:11 pm |
Awwwwwwwwwww, be blessed, dear man. Love, ML xox Be kind, everyone is fighting their own battle. ~Plato 2009 Spring Writing Challenge
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1/1/2009 5:27 pm |
Happy new year! May there be more beers and less Alka Seltzers in 2009.
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1/1/2009 5:20 pm |
HAPPY NEW YEAR JEFF!!  I hope your headache goes away!!! Peace
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1/1/2009 3:15 pm |
. A new day now has dawned, So brightly, and ever so clear. On the tail of a fine night’s slumber, No pain yet in my rear. My sciatica has subsided, While I’m not wanting to be crass: It’s a physiological condition, That’s quite literally a pain in my ass. A new crystalline white world, Beneath thick blanket of drifted snow. First I let out the dog to explore, And I then made me a cuppa joe. It was a short work week, And a hard day’s night. Here’s another day, another chance- To maybe finally get it right! Insistently ringing doorbell, I wonder, “OK, what the Fuck?” Oh, the plows will soon arrive here, It’s time now to move my truck. It is a necessary evil, My chain they weren’t yanking. Quickly dressed, and out the door- Rescheduling my wanking. Once chipped-out and relocated, I watched the mechanical ballet. White tails rise, the comas streaming, Like from that comet, Halley. It was at the stoke of Midnight (Or was it at one second past? ) The year Ought-Nine began, Blown in on the same wintry blast. Time-keeping accountants, Studying Earths’ orbital valence. Determined that, like yours truly here, There is an unconscionable imbalance. Of a fractional minute, One-sixtieth, or so they say. Gets credited to the next two years, Likewise it was added to today. Our Earth is far from perfect, It’s wobble’s what caused this trouble. Atomic clocks established the problem, Unaided by the telescope Hubble. I stayed up way too late, I quaffed more than a single beer. It’s a brand-new day that’s a-dawning: It’s now a spankin’-new New Year! Copyright 2009 Basement Blogging, all rights reserved. No portion of this intellectual property may be used, copied, or distributed, without the express written permission of it’s author. . I'm starting to run a little low, but I'd be happy to share some of my Smuttynose Sampler Pack with ya! Feel free to bogart your fizzy water... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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1/1/2009 2:57 pm |
Happy New Year. Hope you are feeling better. Jsut watch football and ignore everything else.
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1/1/2009 11:46 am |
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1/1/2009 11:40 am |
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1/1/2009 11:35 am |
Happy New Year Jeff BTW I heard rumors you would have the winning lottery ticket this year but unfortunately Spud the wonder Guinea pig would eat it and we will all be sitting waiting for the ticket to be passed Big hugs and kisses Hun to you both Refusing to flirt .....but will tease   
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1/1/2009 10:46 am |
Happy New Year Jeff
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1/1/2009 10:28 am |
 Enjoy 2009 to the fullest, my friend !   Sign my guestbook...
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1/1/2009 9:43 am |
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1/1/2009 9:43 am |
I'm toasting with a fine import that you would know, This Bud is for you!  And... Funk the Spunk Ready  
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1/1/2009 9:12 am |
Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit A prosperous New Year
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1/1/2009 8:01 am |
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1/1/2009 7:53 am |
Have a Happy New Year Spunky.. It's not just an old wives-tale... 
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1/1/2009 7:12 am |
Happy New Years, Jeff. I hope 2009 is all tht it can be and more for you. Regards, 2Shy
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1/1/2009 5:17 am |
Happy New Year, Jeff...
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1/1/2009 2:17 am |
Get rid of that headache quickly... you want to start the new year off right, okay? Happy New Year, jeff! Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys
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1/1/2009 12:48 am |
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1/1/2009 12:40 am |
I'm toasting with a fine import that you would know, This Bud is for you!
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1/1/2009 12:35 am |
I had a double gentleman jack and coke earlier and then a bit o' bubbly at midnight.... drinking water now Jeff.....so I see you one and raise it to ya no alka seltzer in this one. May the New Year be especially wonderful for you Jeff. tender hugs....m.
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1/1/2009 12:08 am |
happy new year, jeff! hope this year is a happy and healthy one for you. Vignettes "No man is an island, entire of himself..." John Donne, Meditation XVII Ask me anything
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12/31/2008 11:55 pm |
Just got off work came to say happy new year to my friend and hope you have a great 2009.Be good. The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Be good. 
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12/31/2008 10:55 pm |
 my ole friend,wish we was burning one together  sure do miss ya  When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.      
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12/31/2008 10:19 pm |
Happy New Year JEFF!!
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12/31/2008 9:30 pm |
Hey There Bud...Got a Call From a few of our mutual Friends this Past week...Both From Kentucky...and they wanted Me too be sure To Wish you The Happiest Of New Years...Sooooo From The Three Of us...We Wish you the Best... ...Talk too you soon I Hope...Earl Only My World As I See It         
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12/31/2008 9:14 pm |
Lets hope this next one is better. WAY better!
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12/31/2008 9:05 pm |
I wanted to stop by and wish you the Very Best in 2009! xo I know that I have been distant and not maintained my blog but I wanted to express how much I adore you and have thought about you. Hope all is well. Happy New Year! xo   * amor para siempre *  
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12/31/2008 8:12 pm |
HAPPY NEW BEER TO YOU
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12/31/2008 8:09 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff...hope '09 is good to ya!!! Heres my Heart !!!!! &a poem a seed from my father................. 
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12/31/2008 8:01 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff.....I think I'll have some white wine for a change...only today....thank you so much for being you and I'll miss your warm friendship...until then and hey ...always take care my friend!!!
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12/31/2008 6:40 pm |
I'm raising my 4 fingers of Glenlivet as we speak (in between typing) Cheer's! May the coming year be wonderful for us all!
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12/31/2008 6:03 pm |
Water is bad for you at least beer is distilled, I think. Whiskey is better! Happy New Year
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12/31/2008 5:50 pm |
Beer !!! Happy New Liefs P
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12/31/2008 5:21 pm |
I hope you took the goldfish out of the bowl before you added the Alka-Seltzer! Happy New Years and get that water bill paid so you don't have to drink aquarium water.
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12/31/2008 5:13 pm |
happy new year to you spunky-kins......im just sipping on some wild turkey and diet coke now...... Greek Nectar, the breakfast of Champions
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12/31/2008 4:48 pm |
Happy New Year!!!!!!!! *raises her glass of Baileys* xoxo T  Let me offer u comfort, rest,& peace.
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12/31/2008 4:34 pm |
For those like me who have a bad need of Portable Potty.  HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEARS  My Twin
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12/31/2008 4:34 pm |
 PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK
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12/31/2008 4:10 pm |
Cheers Jeff! 
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12/31/2008 3:59 pm |
Happy New Years to you Jeff and your lovely lady!!!! hope your head ache goes away and you get that beer!!!!  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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12/31/2008 3:52 pm |
Happy New Year, Jeff!! Hope it's a good one for ya! What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?
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12/31/2008 3:42 pm |
lol... I hear lots of water and some herb
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12/31/2008 3:29 pm |
Spunkster. And a very Happy New Year to you to.       Proud Canadian!       
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12/31/2008 3:25 pm |
   
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12/31/2008 3:00 pm |
Happy New Year! ~*~ some people drink from the fountain of knowledge others just gargle and spit ~*~
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12/31/2008 2:44 pm |
HAppy New Year Jeff. You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
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12/31/2008 2:15 pm |
 " HAPPY NEW YEAR JEFF, LISA, 'SPUD' and HENRI "  Life.....Not how you weather the storm, but how you dance in the rain. 
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12/31/2008 1:45 pm |
You know what will keep a hangover away..a fattie Hope you get that beer Jeff cheers! Happy New Year to you and yours 
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12/31/2008 1:44 pm |
~ takes one long draw on the pipe ~ cu off cu off ~ gud shiot man ~ Passing it to YOU!! ~ Hoopy Year New ~
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12/31/2008 12:31 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff, and hoping for a great 2009 for your and your wife, also your furry little friend, sorry I can't remember his name. Diane    for your little friend.
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12/31/2008 12:16 pm |
I'm lucky..that worm at the bottom must have ate those fish before it died! Salute! M'friend! ..I'll be home most likely at the keyboard & don't have a problem with hoisting a cheer with my coffee & burn 1 or 2. If anyone has issue I will gladly point out a nearby town where they can stand out in the freezing cold & watch a giant walleye drop! I'm not sure that has or ever should be witnessed sober!  A fanfukkintastic New Years Years to you & yours, Mike"A strong man carries a sword, a smart man carries a pen, a wise man carries them both. "
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12/31/2008 12:05 pm |
here's a case will that get ya through happy New Years spunky  NEW glimpses of me ## Warning Explicit Photos ##
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12/31/2008 11:53 am |
Cheers! Purp raises imaginary beer to spunky.... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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12/31/2008 10:58 am |
[image] Drink water ... Never, fish fornicate in it. W.C. Fields However in this case you are better off with the water. Alcohol causes dehydration which is the cause of the headache you get when you are hung over. Happy New Year    The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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12/31/2008 10:56 am |
LOL! Happy New Year Jeff to you and your sweetie.
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12/31/2008 10:52 am |
I'm spending the evening quietly reflecting on 2008. Happy new year, man. Elevate me... 
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12/31/2008 10:35 am |
Happy New Year Jeff... OXO
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12/31/2008 10:21 am |
Make mine a root beer Contemplating heavenly mysteries.
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12/31/2008 10:19 am |
Another year down, and one on its way. I raise my glass of sparking cider to you, and may this coming year be your best ever. Happy New Years Cheers
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12/31/2008 9:02 am |
Happy New Year, Jeff
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12/31/2008 9:01 am |
Hey J, Hope you both have a wonderful New year. Thanks for the laughs and the visits. Tom
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12/31/2008 9:00 am |
I raise a glass of water to you wishing you a Happy New Year 2009. I have pledge to go without a drop of booze for one whole year. Health Reasons.
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12/31/2008 8:52 am |
Happy New Year Jeff I raise my old vintage cup of mud to ya...ah hell it was just made! friendships is like a diamond, always forever   
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12/31/2008 8:44 am |
Happy News year hun I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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12/31/2008 8:18 am |
and  or ____________________________________________________________ May you "always" find peace and happiness in what ever you do.    
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12/31/2008 8:15 am |
You too bud have a good one!
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12/31/2008 7:39 am |
Happy new year jeff...hope u get some beer.     
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12/31/2008 6:47 am |
Happy New Year my friend i hope it brings you all the good luck you deserve
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12/31/2008 6:32 am |
Fish have used as a toilet? I may never be able to drink (water ) again!  I expect to have a glass of your sparkling beverage myself after tonite...it's champagne tonight and that always makes me a bit queasy...Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. Unknown     
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12/31/2008 6:29 am |
Thanks for all the laughs thru the year...Hoping you both have a HappY and Prosperous New Year!!!!!!!  If you aren't happy with your life, only you can change it......... 
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12/31/2008 6:22 am |
I'm getting stoned tonight. After I bring in the firewood. if there is any hope, it lay with the proles
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12/31/2008 5:30 am |
Best wishes for the new year and some how i'm sure you'll find that BEER ! thanks for the laughts this year ! Dwayne
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12/31/2008 5:28 am |
Oh yes, it's been a too long year... Happy 2009, Jeff!
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12/31/2008 5:23 am |
Time flies when we're having fun... well, maybe for most folks. It's been a long year on this side of the state line, too, and along with my selfish hope of a better 2009, my best wishes are for you as well. You've been an inspiring person, and your humor has always been welcome on a lot of these past cloudy days. *  * What’s Between Your Legs? *
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12/31/2008 5:17 am |
Happy New Year! I had a beer today, and also the local tap water which is so pure it's not even chlorinated. <- A Norwegian standing where Mississippi meets Ohio.
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12/31/2008 5:09 am |
Happy New Year Tonite my sweetie is cooking for me Lobster is on the menu...YUM!Lots of Brandy Old Fashions for me and Jim Beam for him. Champange at midnite, but by then who cares, I should be 3 sheets if not more to wind by then! So save some of that alka seltzer for me, I believe I will need it Happy New Year! Toots Just being me and loving it   
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