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POTABLE WHAT?
12/31/2008 3:56 am |
Ring out the old drink in the new, it's been a long year and I raise this glass to you... A toast of vintage sparkling... who am I kidding, it's water with Alka Seltzer, I've got a head ache... But it is vintage, fish used it as a toilet yesterday... I'd rather have a beer... So Happy New Year! I'd still rather have a beer... ~spunky |
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2/2/2009 2:10 pm |
Happy new year Jeff, Hope 2009 is a great one for you. ![]() ~Tara~![]() The Broken Girl
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1/13/2009 1:18 pm |
A belated Happy New Year to you too Jeff Bottoms Up! Kissu
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1/4/2009 8:00 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff!
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1/4/2009 1:28 pm |
Ah yes, it reminds me of my trip to the wilds of Afghanistan, some weasel forgot the corkscrew and we were compelled to live on food and water for several days. I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.
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1/2/2009 12:34 pm |
Happy New Year to a good man, Jeff...
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1/2/2009 10:22 am |
Don't drink water... fish fuck in it as you know... Stick to beer or some other refined drinks Hope better already and no ![]() Happy this year, Jeff!!! Maxwell Smart move ![]() Squirter's life ![]() ![]() ![]()
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1/2/2009 5:16 am |
A little toast for you....Here's to the frog on the mantle piece who slipped and fell in a pan of grease. We make a toast and raise our glass...Here's to the frog with the french fried ass. Happy New Years Jeff... A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.
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1/1/2009 9:45 pm |
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1/1/2009 8:41 pm |
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one! Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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1/1/2009 7:38 pm |
I worked all the holidays this year...![]() ~We'll Leave The Light On~![]()
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1/1/2009 3:15 pm |
. A new day now has dawned, So brightly, and ever so clear. On the tail of a fine night’s slumber, No pain yet in my rear. My sciatica has subsided, While I’m not wanting to be crass: It’s a physiological condition, That’s quite literally a pain in my ass. A new crystalline white world, Beneath thick blanket of drifted snow. First I let out the dog to explore, And I then made me a cuppa joe. It was a short work week, And a hard day’s night. Here’s another day, another chance- To maybe finally get it right! Insistently ringing doorbell, I wonder, “OK, what the Fuck?” Oh, the plows will soon arrive here, It’s time now to move my truck. It is a necessary evil, My chain they weren’t yanking. Quickly dressed, and out the door- Rescheduling my wanking. Once chipped-out and relocated, I watched the mechanical ballet. White tails rise, the comas streaming, Like from that comet, Halley. It was at the stoke of Midnight (Or was it at one second past? ) The year Ought-Nine began, Blown in on the same wintry blast. Time-keeping accountants, Studying Earths’ orbital valence. Determined that, like yours truly here, There is an unconscionable imbalance. Of a fractional minute, One-sixtieth, or so they say. Gets credited to the next two years, Likewise it was added to today. Our Earth is far from perfect, It’s wobble’s what caused this trouble. Atomic clocks established the problem, Unaided by the telescope Hubble. I stayed up way too late, I quaffed more than a single beer. It’s a brand-new day that’s a-dawning: It’s now a spankin’-new New Year! Copyright 2009 Basement Blogging, all rights reserved. No portion of this intellectual property may be used, copied, or distributed, without the express written permission of it’s author. . I'm starting to run a little low, but I'd be happy to share some of my Smuttynose Sampler Pack with ya! Feel free to bogart your fizzy water... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. ![]() And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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1/1/2009 11:46 am |
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1/1/2009 11:40 am |
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1/1/2009 10:46 am |
Happy New Year Jeff
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1/1/2009 10:28 am |
Enjoy 2009 to the fullest, my friend !![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sign my guestbook...
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1/1/2009 9:43 am |
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1/1/2009 9:12 am |
Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit A prosperous New Year
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1/1/2009 8:01 am |
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1/1/2009 7:12 am |
Happy New Years, Jeff. I hope 2009 is all tht it can be and more for you. Regards, 2Shy
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1/1/2009 5:17 am |
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1/1/2009 2:17 am |
Get rid of that headache quickly... you want to start the new year off right, okay? Happy New Year, jeff! Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys
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1/1/2009 12:48 am |
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1/1/2009 12:35 am |
I had a double gentleman jack and coke earlier and then a bit o' bubbly at midnight.... drinking water now Jeff.....so I see you one and raise it to ya no alka seltzer in this one. May the New Year be especially wonderful for you Jeff. tender hugs....m.
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12/31/2008 11:55 pm |
Just got off work came to say happy new year to my friend and hope you have a great 2009.Be good.![]() The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Be good. ![]() ![]()
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12/31/2008 10:19 pm |
Happy New Year JEFF!!
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12/31/2008 9:14 pm |
Lets hope this next one is better. WAY better! ![]()
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12/31/2008 8:09 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff...hope '09 is good to ya!!!
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12/31/2008 8:01 pm |
Happy New Year Jeff.....I think I'll have some white wine for a change...only today....thank you so much for being you and I'll miss your warm friendship...until then
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12/31/2008 4:48 pm |
Happy New Year!!!!!!!! *raises her glass of Baileys* xoxo T![]() Let me offer u comfort, rest,& peace.![]()
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12/31/2008 4:10 pm |
![]() "it's the US Gov't. I take issue with, a ginormous pack of delusional morons...."
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12/31/2008 3:59 pm |
hope your head ache goes away and you get that beer!!!! ![]() []![]() ![]() ![]() Seduce my mind and my body
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12/31/2008 3:52 pm |
Happy New Year, Jeff!! Hope it's a good one for ya! Is it too late to get on the naughty list???
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12/31/2008 3:42 pm |
lol... I hear lots of water and some herb
Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips! ![]()
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12/31/2008 3:29 pm |
And a very Happy New Year to you to. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Proud Canadian! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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12/31/2008 2:44 pm |
HAppy New Year Jeff.![]() You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
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12/31/2008 1:45 pm |
You know what will keep a hangover away..a fattie Hope you get that beer Jeff cheers! Happy New Year to you and yours
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12/31/2008 12:16 pm |
I'm lucky..that worm at the bottom must have ate those fish before it died! Salute! M'friend! ..I'll be home most likely at the keyboard & don't have a problem with hoisting a cheer with my coffee & burn 1 or 2. If anyone has issue I will gladly point out a nearby town where they can stand out in the freezing cold & watch a giant walleye drop! I'm not sure that has or ever should be witnessed sober! A fanfukkintastic New Years Years to you & yours, Mike![]() "A strong man carries a sword, a smart man carries a pen, a wise man carries them both. "
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12/31/2008 12:05 pm |
here's a case will that get ya through happy New Years spunky
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12/31/2008 11:53 am |
Cheers! Purp raises imaginary beer to spunky.... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pull My Fucking Hair! ![]()
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12/31/2008 10:58 am |
[image] Drink water ... Never, fish fornicate in it. W.C. Fields However in this case you are better off with the water. Alcohol causes dehydration which is the cause of the headache you get when you are hung over. Happy New Year ![]() The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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12/31/2008 10:52 am |
I'm spending the evening quietly reflecting on 2008. Happy new year, man. Elevate me... ![]()
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12/31/2008 10:35 am |
Happy New Year Jeff... OXO
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12/31/2008 9:02 am |
Happy New Year, Jeff
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12/31/2008 8:44 am |
Happy News year hun I'm a ![]() ![]() and i'm here to stay
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12/31/2008 8:18 am |
and or![]() ![]() ---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND ![]()
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12/31/2008 8:15 am |
You too bud have a good one!
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12/31/2008 7:39 am |
Happy new year jeff...hope u get some beer.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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12/31/2008 6:47 am |
Happy New Year my friend
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12/31/2008 6:32 am |
Fish have used as a toilet? I may never be able to drink (water ) again! I expect to have a glass of your sparkling beverage myself after tonite...it's champagne tonight and that always makes me a bit queasy...
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12/31/2008 6:29 am |
Thanks for all the laughs thru the year...Hoping you both have a HappY and Prosperous New Year!!!!!!!![]() ![]() If you aren't happy with your life, only you can change it......... ![]()
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12/31/2008 6:22 am |
I'm getting stoned tonight. After I bring in the firewood. when I shut my mouth and walk away, it means your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time.
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12/31/2008 5:30 am |
Best wishes for the new year and some how i'm sure you'll find that BEER ! thanks for the laughts this year ! Dwayne
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12/31/2008 5:28 am |
Oh yes, it's been a too long year... Happy 2009, Jeff! "Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." --D.H.Lawrence Ways of the Harem
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12/31/2008 5:17 am |
Happy New Year! I had a beer today, and also the local tap water which is so pure it's not even chlorinated. Norwegian and sometimes blue, but I am not a dead parrot. ![]()
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12/31/2008 5:09 am |
Happy New Year Tonite my sweetie is cooking for me Lots of Brandy Old Fashions for me So save some of that alka seltzer for me, I believe I will need it Happy New Year! Toots Just being me and loving it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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A fanfukkintastic New Years Years to you & yours, Mike








































