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POTABLE WHAT?  

spunky11961

12/31/2008 3:56 am
Ring out the old drink in the new, it's been a long year and I raise this glass to you...

A toast of vintage sparkling... who am I kidding, it's water with Alka Seltzer, I've got a head ache...

But it is vintage, fish used it as a toilet yesterday...

I'd rather have a beer...

So Happy New Year!

I'd still rather have a beer...


~spunky
tara_ire
8454 posts 

2/2/2009 2:10 pm

Happy new year Jeff,
Hope 2009 is a great one for you.


~Tara~
The Broken Girl

cum2kissu2
10550 posts 

1/13/2009 1:18 pm

A belated Happy New Year to you too Jeff

Bottoms Up!

KissuShazzi

NassyFox
36973 posts

1/4/2009 8:00 pm

Happy New Year Jeff! I'll pass on the Alka Seltzer, thank you.

honestjohn4u
3174 posts 

1/4/2009 1:28 pm

Ah yes, it reminds me of my trip to the wilds of Afghanistan, some weasel forgot the corkscrew and we were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.

Passion247000
3193 posts 

1/2/2009 12:34 pm

Happy New Year to a good man, Jeff...

LadyGrayLeopard
19381 posts

1/2/2009 10:22 am

Don't drink water... fish fuck in it as you know...
Stick to beer or some other refined drinks

Hope better already and no

Happy this year, Jeff!!!


Maxwell Smart move



Squirter's life

blockhead37
6747 posts 

1/2/2009 5:16 am

A little toast for you....Here's to the frog on the mantle piece who slipped and fell in a pan of grease. We make a toast and raise our glass...Here's to the frog with the french fried ass. Happy New Years Jeff...

A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.

ninner1998
26001 posts

1/1/2009 9:45 pm

I Hope You Have A Wonderful New Year and I Wish Nothing But The Best For You In 2009!
Hugs and Kisses,
Ninner




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ammizibad69
2291 posts 

1/1/2009 8:41 pm

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!


Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

playtime44uandi
6546 posts 

1/1/2009 7:38 pm

I worked all the holidays this year...

~We'll Leave The Light On~

MisterPriapus
6980 posts 

1/1/2009 3:15 pm

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“Happy New Year To My Friends, Acquaintances, And Accomplices Here On The Blogosphere!“

A new day now has dawned,
So brightly, and ever so clear.
On the tail of a fine night’s slumber,
No pain yet in my rear.

My sciatica has subsided,
While I’m not wanting to be crass:
It’s a physiological condition,
That’s quite literally a pain in my ass.

A new crystalline white world,
Beneath thick blanket of drifted snow.
First I let out the dog to explore,
And I then made me a cuppa joe.

It was a short work week,
And a hard day’s night.
Here’s another day, another chance-
To maybe finally get it right!

Insistently ringing doorbell,
I wonder, “OK, what the Fuck?”
Oh, the plows will soon arrive here,
It’s time now to move my truck.

It is a necessary evil,
My chain they weren’t yanking.
Quickly dressed, and out the door-
Rescheduling my wanking.

Once chipped-out and relocated,
I watched the mechanical ballet.
White tails rise, the comas streaming,
Like from that comet, Halley.

It was at the stoke of Midnight
(Or was it at one second past? )
The year Ought-Nine began,
Blown in on the same wintry blast.

Time-keeping accountants,
Studying Earths’ orbital valence.
Determined that, like yours truly here,
There is an unconscionable imbalance.

Of a fractional minute,
One-sixtieth, or so they say.
Gets credited to the next two years,
Likewise it was added to today.

Our Earth is far from perfect,
It’s wobble’s what caused this trouble.
Atomic clocks established the problem,
Unaided by the telescope Hubble.

I stayed up way too late,
I quaffed more than a single beer.
It’s a brand-new day that’s a-dawning:
It’s now a spankin’-new New Year!


Copyright 2009 Basement Blogging, all rights reserved. No portion of this intellectual property may be used, copied, or distributed, without the express written permission of it’s author.

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I'm starting to run a little low, but I'd be happy to share some of my Smuttynose Sampler Pack with ya!

Feel free to bogart your fizzy water...


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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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The_Wenchess
10004 posts 

1/1/2009 11:46 am

Happy New year
Live Well
Laugh Often
Love lots

massageman00
16771 posts 

1/1/2009 11:40 am

I prefer the Liquor, get drunk in less time


Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow





Come Inside "Confessions Of A Trouser Clown....."

Want a Bob? The Giveaway.....

Got a burning question? Ask Bob.....

PixieKittySC
1272 posts 

1/1/2009 10:46 am

Happy New Year Jeff

boobsys
1490 posts 

1/1/2009 10:28 am

Enjoy 2009 to the fullest, my friend !


Sign my guestbook...

TheCougarsLair
4662 posts

1/1/2009 9:43 am








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Happy Nude Year
Sweetie!!!

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May your new year be filled with peace and joy
And may you enjoy the pleasure of a sexy girl or boy
May your heart be filled with love
And your pleasures be many
May all your wishes and dreams come true
And may you have orgasms a-plenty!!!!

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- love, hugs and kisses from lovegoddess777





blonde367
11844 posts 

1/1/2009 9:12 am

Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit
A prosperous New Year

somethingelse40
14676 posts 

1/1/2009 8:01 am


But is it pushing your luck if your have some other kind of peas?
#1988 (slightly altered).


How the Train Left the Station

What the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you about...

One Foot outta da Monkey Cage!!

CuriousAnd2Shy
11638 posts 

1/1/2009 7:12 am

Happy New Years, Jeff.
I hope 2009 is all tht it can be and more for you.
Regards,
2Shy

moonfire2u
2527 posts 

1/1/2009 5:17 am

Happy New Year, Jeff...

lyssyloooooo
2130 posts

1/1/2009 2:17 am

Get rid of that headache quickly... you want to start the new year off right, okay? Happy New Year, jeff!


Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys

bad_assed_witch
33848 posts 

1/1/2009 12:48 am

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> ☞♠Tales Of A Bad Ass Cocksucker ♠☺
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~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~

mm0206
7747 posts 

1/1/2009 12:35 am

I had a double gentleman jack and coke earlier and then a bit o' bubbly at midnight....

drinking water now
Jeff.....so I see you one and raise it to ya
no alka seltzer in this one.

May the New Year be especially wonderful for you Jeff.

tender hugs....m.

pride620
4062 posts 

12/31/2008 11:55 pm

Just got off work came to say happy new year to my friend and hope you have a great 2009.Be good.

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Be good.

nakedarkangel
5128 posts 

12/31/2008 10:19 pm

Happy New Year JEFF!!

"Ne te quaesiveris extra."

goodatpoetry2
7949 posts 

12/31/2008 9:14 pm

Lets hope this next one is better. WAY better!

golden_girl_53
6131 posts 

12/31/2008 8:09 pm

Happy New Year Jeff...hope '09 is good to ya!!!

asianladyfriend
10275 posts 

12/31/2008 8:01 pm

Happy New Year Jeff.....I think I'll have some white wine for a change...only today....thank you so much for being you and I'll miss your warm friendship...until then and hey ...always take care my friend!!!

Have a fantastic day and keep SMILIN'!
Don't ever give yourself the chance to say "What IF?"

asianladyfriend

SexxyT4u73
2151 posts 

12/31/2008 4:48 pm

Happy New Year!!!!!!!! *raises her glass of Baileys* xoxo T

Let me offer u comfort, rest,& peace.

fireinheart23454
6924 posts

12/31/2008 4:10 pm

Cheers Jeff!

"it's the US Gov't. I take issue with, a ginormous pack of delusional morons...."

sexymermaid6956
26215 posts 

12/31/2008 3:59 pm

Happy New Years to you Jeff and your lovely lady!!!!

hope your head ache goes away and you get that beer!!!!

[]

Seduce my mind and my body

everlovinone
1508 posts

12/31/2008 3:52 pm

Happy New Year, Jeff!! Hope it's a good one for ya!

Everlovinone
Is it too late to get on the naughty list???

sensualsatiation
4721 posts 

12/31/2008 3:42 pm

lol... I hear lots of water and some herb
May your New Year be filled with warmth of heart, home, family and love. May you find yourself content and your life overflowing with kindness and joy.
Love and Hugs
~*~ Sensual ~*~


Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!

LittleTeapot888
14101 posts 

12/31/2008 3:29 pm

Spunkster.
And a very Happy New Year to you to.




If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!

alsohere2
2578 posts

12/31/2008 2:44 pm

HAppy New Year Jeff.

You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.

gonecoastal2000
13998 posts

12/31/2008 1:45 pm

You know what will keep a hangover away..a fattie

Hope you get that beer Jeff cheers!

Happy New Year to you and yours

eagleeyes32
1220 posts 

12/31/2008 12:16 pm

I'm lucky..that worm at the bottom must have ate those fish before it died! Salute! M'friend! ..I'll be home most likely at the keyboard & don't have a problem with hoisting a cheer with my coffee & burn 1 or 2. If anyone has issue I will gladly point out a nearby town where they can stand out in the freezing cold & watch a giant walleye drop! I'm not sure that has or ever should be witnessed sober! A fanfukkintastic New Years Years to you & yours, Mike

"A strong man carries a sword, a smart man carries a pen, a wise man carries them both. "

loveslilies
36215 posts

12/31/2008 12:05 pm

here's a case will that get ya through
happy New Years spunky

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question

purpletrashcan
41573 posts 

12/31/2008 11:53 am

Cheers! Purp raises imaginary beer to spunky....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

469tall
14753 posts 

12/31/2008 10:58 am

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Drink water ... Never, fish fornicate in it. W.C. Fields

However in this case you are better off with the water. Alcohol causes dehydration which is the cause of the headache you get when you are hung over.

Happy New Year



The perversity of the universe is unbounded.

hippiechick1967
8264 posts

12/31/2008 10:52 am

I'm spending the evening quietly reflecting on 2008. Happy new year, man.

Elevate me...

Optiskeptic
1313 posts 

12/31/2008 10:35 am

Happy New Year Jeff...

OXO

JustACluelessGuy
2140 posts 

12/31/2008 9:02 am

Happy New Year, Jeff

papyrina
21108 posts 

12/31/2008 8:44 am

Happy News year hun


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay

19harley86
14874 posts

12/31/2008 8:18 am

and or

---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND

BTR402
2151 posts 

12/31/2008 8:15 am

You too bud have a good one!

kittenkisses24
19814 posts 

12/31/2008 7:39 am

Happy new year jeff...hope u get some beer.

8lodus8
3725 posts 

12/31/2008 6:47 am

Happy New Year my friend i hope it brings you all the good luck you deserve

ShyUTGal
11238 posts 

12/31/2008 6:32 am

Fish have used as a toilet? I may never be able to drink (water ) again! I expect to have a glass of your sparkling beverage myself after tonite...it's champagne tonight and that always makes me a bit queasy...

Daisy314
325 posts 

12/31/2008 6:29 am

Thanks for all the laughs thru the year...Hoping you both have a HappY and Prosperous New Year!!!!!!!



If you aren't happy with your life, only you can change it.........

the_stray_cat
4445 posts 

12/31/2008 6:22 am

I'm getting stoned tonight. After I bring in the firewood.

when I shut my mouth and walk away, it means your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time.

do4ualso
150 posts 

12/31/2008 5:30 am

Best wishes for the new year and some how i'm sure you'll find that BEER ! thanks for the laughts this year !
Dwayne

LipsSayAll
22887 posts 

12/31/2008 5:28 am

Oh yes, it's been a too long year...

Happy 2009, Jeff!

"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." --D.H.Lawrence
Ways of the Harem

Baltasar45
7905 posts 

12/31/2008 5:17 am

Happy New Year!

I had a beer today, and also the local tap water which is so pure it's not even chlorinated.

Norwegian and sometimes blue, but I am not a dead parrot.

tittietoots
2147 posts

12/31/2008 5:09 am

Happy New Year
Tonite my sweetie is cooking for me Lobster is on the menu...YUM!
Lots of Brandy Old Fashions for me and Jim Beam for him. Champange at midnite, but by then who cares, I should be 3 sheets if not more to wind by then!
So save some of that alka seltzer for me, I believe I will need it

Happy New Year!
Toots

Just being me and loving it

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