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SHREDDIIN' TO THE OLDIES...  

spunky11961

12/17/2008 4:22 pm
 I hear them at the mall, on the radio,, Tv, I hear them walking down the hall, through the wall...

The hobbit next door is blasting Christmas , I'd never even heard of that crap...

The fat lady next door has finally sang, unfortunately it's a christmas duet done by Tina Turner and Captain Kirk...

Any one with fifteen minutes of fame has done the obligatory should've learned to play a trumpet with my butt, bad assed Christmas album...

My eyes shred a tear, my ears more than gently bleed...

Pleas make it stop...

Next up through the walls, done the hall, Chipmunks roasting on an open fire....

Any Holiday Songs You Can't Stand?
~spunky
bgvortex9
5307 posts 

12/23/2008 3:34 am

 I am old enough to be plain sick and tired and bored with ALL of them. But I do love the rearrangements of various traditional songs by Mannheim Steamroller and Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

blockhead37
6747 posts 

12/22/2008 3:07 pm

 I'm gonna burn in hell for this but...I hate that damn song i want to buy these shoes...
A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.

LadyGrayLeopard
19381 posts

12/21/2008 2:17 pm

 Last Xmas by George Michael or something like that...

And then some 'merry' summer vacation songs, sigh.

Maxwell Smart move



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SirTeezalot
15203 posts 

12/20/2008 9:33 pm

 Well perhaps there is a time and place for just about everything.

But belting religious christmas carols in a shopping mall in October is for me......well......a bit below the belt.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD

boniYboiy
101 posts 

12/20/2008 1:21 am

 it's a fixture, Spunky, you got to accept the bad with the ok; there aren't too many jewels in this midden

incidental2006
2209 posts 

12/20/2008 12:15 am

 Over here in the UK we have the undisputed king of the cheesy Christmas pop song, Sir Cliff Richard. I don't actually know of anyone who likes him and no one can explain how his records make it into the charts.

goodatpoetry2
7949 posts 

12/19/2008 11:56 pm

 Yeah! That damn partridge song!

gonecoastal2000
13998 posts

12/19/2008 9:53 pm

 Christmas would make my ears bleed too! Anything by Aretha Franklin makes me scream.

Blue Chistmas makes me cry

PixieKittySC
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1272 posts 

12/19/2008 8:48 pm

 After nearly two months of Christmas songs, I'm beginning to not like any of them

welshdragon10
10285 posts 

12/19/2008 4:47 pm

 NOW THAT IS SOMTHING I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE ALL THEM WANT TOO BE POP STARS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE

ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD
THE PAST WE CANNOT CHANGE
BUT THE FUTURE IS OUR,S TO WRITE




loveslilies
36215 posts

12/19/2008 3:22 pm

 Blue Christmas by Elvis well I think thats the name, it makes my cry so hard
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question

amoldenough
16426 posts 

12/19/2008 12:43 pm

 Anything by the Chipmunks, and a few others!
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

Ionlyshow
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16689 posts

12/19/2008 9:43 am
Asda has 'it's beginning to look a lot like christmas' in it's ads this year, the other night it rolled out about 4 in one ad break and I was nearly insane by the end...
I hate it...
oh and the one that goes jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock....

shut the fuck up...

I have to confess to liking Johnny Mathis, when a child is born though...

Frosty was a snowman


ionly...
...The Exhibitionist



dandy6912000
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3380 posts 

12/19/2008 8:48 am

 Kind of rates right up there with 99 bottles of beer on the wall doesn't it! And we don't want some skinny goose for x-mas either!!LOL
happy trails my freind Dandy & Snatch

hippiechick1967
8264 posts

12/18/2008 9:24 pm

 Ebeneezer Spunk?
Christmas ?
Elevate me...

massageman00
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16771 posts 

12/18/2008 7:48 pm
I don't think there is ONE Christmas song I like, well, unless it's done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra ..... the more Distortion the Better

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jeffandBonna
7335 posts

12/18/2008 7:39 pm
Any song that the Chipmunks sing!
Too creepy for me!!....LOL!



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eagleeyes32
1220 posts 

12/18/2008 7:07 pm

 I HATE butt trumpet & wazoo kazoo music! next question? Captain Kirk's damn singing is what left lost all those Enterprises, they merely shut down the homing beacon when the hear warp 9 or so! I'm not much on Christmas.. I hung a fishnet stocking by the chimney, with care. with hopes St Nick would soon over stretch 'em without tear.. the canines were all curled on my bed, dreaming of sugar plum ladies giving me head. .. well anyway my rhyme ran out, but I really got creeped by THAT twinkle is his eyes. and if anyone could come get this elf named Bruce.. please shout? btw don't hang THEM stockings.. if you care.... mine were over filled with cans of Nair!
"A strong man carries a sword, a smart man carries a pen, a wise man carries them both. "

Sexxyshelly1000
807 posts

12/18/2008 4:50 pm

 Spunky, thanks for making me laugh..I really needed that LOL
You think you have heard the worst? You obviously haven't heard christmas techno--When I worked at the mall, a gf of mine worked at one of the teeney bopper stores and she said they cranked it non stop.
You would love to visit my blog now.

Orgasmic4u2
1226 posts 

12/18/2008 2:51 pm

 I generally don't mind a few songs....thrown in with 100 good normal easy rock songs....but this week before Xmas is the same on every Radio Stn. ...and oh yeah..every rock star has made a song that is played too...arughhh!!

Org.

Idoknowyou
18736 posts

12/18/2008 10:03 am
    Quoting moonfire2u:
    I'll Have a Blue Christmas Without You...song by Porky Pig...~scream~
That and the dogs barking Jingle bells.
When sliding down the bannister of life, may all the splinters be pointing in the right direction!{=}

mainevern
10200 posts 

12/18/2008 9:42 am

 Jingle Bells with that stupid ass Crazy Frog

Vern
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Frnds4Play
4100 posts 

12/18/2008 8:24 am

 I truly do not like xmas music, I never have it on at home and try to ignore it in the stores (sometimes very hard)

You are right, everyone out there that "thinks" they can sing is making a Christmas Album.

Grrrrrrrrrr

moonfire2u
2527 posts 

12/18/2008 7:07 am

 I'll Have a Blue Christmas Without You...song by Porky Pig...~scream~

LipsSayAll
22887 posts 

12/18/2008 6:36 am

 Feliz Navidad makes me puke...
so does Christmas muzak in elevators and malls...
yuk...
"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." --D.H.Lawrence
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LittleTeapot888
14101 posts 

12/18/2008 4:20 am

 Spunkster.

Cannot stand I'll Be Home For Christmas. Especially when they sing it in a prison.
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Have you ever tried to sing Deck The Halls in the alto harmony? Brutal! Almost a one-note song throughout the entire carol.

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chuchotte2
3992 posts

12/18/2008 2:10 am

 Barking Jingle Bell Dogs will make me hiss every time...and not in a good way

hotandhorny1082
2233 posts 

12/17/2008 10:39 pm

 not enough room, but topping the list is the dogs barking Jingle Bells, and something about Grandma and a killer reindeer a close second
hotandhorny1082

IrishKittn
796 posts 

12/17/2008 10:02 pm

 I know that I had some, but I can not remember which ones since I haven't had the radio turn on much this year. When I do have the radio turn on; it's on a station that doesn't play Christmas songs. At least not yet they haven't.

Blessed Be
What goes around comes around.

vudoudo
275 posts 

12/17/2008 8:59 pm

 Percey the Puny Pointsetta drives me #@$%^& zoinkers!!!!! And I made the mistake of saying that in front of my kids. A father's hell.
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pride620
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4062 posts 

12/17/2008 7:52 pm

 Its those little x-mas lights that constantly playing jingle bells. . Be good.

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Be good.

ammizibad69
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2291 posts 

12/17/2008 7:38 pm

 That kid that claims that he saw mama kissing Santa. Little shit should have been in bed.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

NeedmoreNOW2006
6220 posts 

12/17/2008 6:57 pm

 Sure it isn't the carrot starving Pez dispensing pooper squeaker???

469tall
14754 posts 

12/17/2008 5:52 pm

 Anything done by a country western singer makes me start looking for an ice pick so I can puncture my eardrums. For a while "The Little Drummer Boy" was getting on my nerves. Everybody and their pet rat was singing their own version of it.


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LMHoney
453 posts 

12/17/2008 5:42 pm

 last year i couldn't stand to hear "i'll be home for christmas" one more time (my son deployed last dec 2nd) this year is much better and this years winner is "so this is christmas"
LMHoney ~ Live, Laugh, Love & Learn

kittenkisses24
19814 posts 

12/17/2008 5:27 pm

 I don't know if I have a least favorite. I just don't want to hear a lot of Christmas music. A little is fine, but all day everyday is enough to make me turn into ubber bitch.

the_stray_cat
4445 posts 

12/17/2008 5:00 pm

 Whoever wrote Jinglebell Rock should have their hands cut off.
when I shut my mouth and walk away, it means your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time.

19harley86
14874 posts

12/17/2008 4:55 pm

 ~^~man get off the oldies or turn the music off if you don't like it ! MERRY CHRISTMAS
---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND

BTR402
2151 posts 

12/17/2008 4:45 pm

 Anything by Cliff Richards! ...yuk!

tittietoots
2147 posts

12/17/2008 4:37 pm

 Dogs barking "Jingle Bells" That really gets on my nerves
Toots
Just being me and loving it

meanduis69
15556 posts 

12/17/2008 4:34 pm

 YES!!! Although I love Christmas music, I was scanning through the radio stations the other day in the car and heard the most horrible song ever. I don't know who or what it was, but I would take screaching brakes and nails down a chalkboard before I ever had to hear that song again!!!

But if "I want a hippopotumus for Christmas" comes on the radio, it gets turned all the way up every time.

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