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STALKERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' STALKERS....
10/2/2008 5:58 pm |
So I've finally got my very own real life stalker, besides the ex wife, the IRS and the guy from Columbia House Tape and Dvd Club that is... She follows me every where, watches me through the window,leaves me presents at the back door, half eaten bagels,hamburger and hot dog buns... This morning she left me a creme filled, maple glazed donut on the front seat of my car,...I really need to get that window fixed... Today she followed me to work,bouncing along behind me, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, chattering all the way... At lunch she popped through the front door with a McDonald's bacon double cheeseburger held between her front paws, still wrapped, still warm... the cheeseburger that is... Obviously she now wants to share more than just her buns.. She should be gathering nuts like other grey squirrels this time of year, but she seems fixated on mine... ~spunky |
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11/21/2008 7:15 am |
I bet she is just adorable. *smiling* My Father had a pet squirrel when he was little. As for stalkers, I have one too and wish it had 4 legs. After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009 
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10/8/2008 1:34 pm |
Jeff Perhaps your stalker thinks you are a giant squirrel in your Eore suit? Maybe you are like a squirrel god or something MJ  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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10/8/2008 10:15 am |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You are too much  It is a Journey…We all get there differently.
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10/7/2008 10:36 pm |
leave it to you to have a trained squirrel!! “I am not a teacher, but an awakener” Robert Frost
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10/7/2008 2:38 pm |
omg....lol...cover your nuts my friend    []   Seduce my mind and my body
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 10/7/2008 1:40 pm |
 you used her hubby's skin in your outfit???? Maxwell Smart move  Squirter's life  
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10/7/2008 9:59 am |
tat was funny, jeff.. u really had me there till i read d last bit well, m sure u'd enjoy having tis stalker aroundWet_p
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10/7/2008 9:26 am |
I don't know if it was the neighbors cats or our cat or dog, But some one left a couple field mice outside for me this summer. ~We'll Leave The Light On~
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10/7/2008 8:33 am |
Jeff Perhaps your stalker thinks you are a giant squirrel in your Eore suit? Maybe you are like a squirrel god or something MJ
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10/7/2008 1:48 am |
 Better this cute nutcase chasing you, Jeff ! Hate to be stalked by human beings and institutions Anyway..GREAT post    Sign my guestbook...
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 10/6/2008 11:14 pm |
   The Swedish Angel What are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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10/6/2008 9:11 am |
and my dog keeps chasing them away John Lee Hooker Recommended: lucyjane78
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10/6/2008 7:59 am |
And what a lovely stalker to have .. hugs xxx In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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10/6/2008 7:02 am |
I saw a squirrel in my garden with a bone, it looked like a rib bone, they are adapting to their environment I'm being stalkerd by my own pussy, since I got ill  Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It's arse! Will you play with us? [post 1655225] 
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10/4/2008 4:25 pm |
<<<Offers Spunky his nut cup...There are just somethings you don't buy at yardsales....... A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.
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10/4/2008 12:19 pm |
Beware of (Greek)squirrels bearing gifts.... I know....... children and small animals are drawn to you, Jeff. be well tender hugs...m.
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10/4/2008 10:29 am |
I don't know whether your squirrel is worse than my mouse Vern I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair! 
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10/4/2008 1:16 am |
SHE???? You CHECKED????? 
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10/3/2008 7:54 pm |
Jeff, maybe you were Dr. Doolittle in a past life
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10/3/2008 5:38 pm |
roflmao awww at least she brings ye pressies!  [post 1791918]
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10/3/2008 2:32 pm |
Heck... teach that squirrel something useful like fetching wallets and purses. ~G
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10/3/2008 9:24 am |
Do you smell like nuts? 
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10/3/2008 8:12 am |
hehehe Jeff,, at least you can have her as a pet. huggss tc Lil
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10/3/2008 7:32 am |
Since Ike's big blowjob, the squirrels around here have become fearless.......... they may just take over the city!!!! My Latest post: HAVE YOU EVER? My Best post A CONTEMPLATION A Taste of Erotica First Meeting
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10/3/2008 5:13 am |
I can't believe the kids at McDonald's drive-thru got his order right!!! As for the stalking - take a bath or shower. You are starting to like tree bark. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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10/3/2008 4:19 am |
my dad had this big sweater with big pockets...he came over one day to my house and he had a squirrel in his pocket...it had become a pet...
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10/3/2008 3:51 am |
Hehehehe
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10/3/2008 1:32 am |
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10/3/2008 12:57 am |
You know you've made it in this life now...We are no one till we have a stalker/stalkers in this life...I would take the squirrel any day over the one I had a few yrs back from here  
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10/3/2008 12:41 am |
A squirrel is just a limb-rat. Just a rat with a fuzzy tail. You seem to be drawing vermin. Just Another Geek on Adult FriendFinder
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10/3/2008 12:26 am |
Pack him up and send him to me I've always wanted my own squirrel
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10/2/2008 9:15 pm |
Spunky dials phone. Ring ... Ring AC: Animal control offices, how may I direct your call? Spunky: A squirrel is following me around and leaving me presents. AC: Click ..... buzzz Spunky dials phone. Ring ... Ring AC: Animal control offices, how may I direct your call? Spunky: We just got cut off. A squirrel is following me around and leaving me presents. AC: Click ..... buzzz Spunky dials phone. Ring ... Ring AC: Animal control offices, how may I direct your call? Spunky: Please don't hang up, a squirrel is following me around and leaving me presents. AC: You can dial the number directly sir. 555-7777 Spunky dials phone. Ring ... Ring MHC: Mental Health Center, how may I direct your call?    The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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10/2/2008 9:06 pm |
Gotta watch out for those nut crackers! Especially the ones carrying donuts! "No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted." (Aesop)
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10/2/2008 8:43 pm |
Well at least she isn't bring you dead animals like your cat would. lol blessed be Nancy What goes around comes around.    
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10/2/2008 8:35 pm |
Wow, you have a klepto squirrel!Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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10/2/2008 8:20 pm |
Damn squirrels! LOL!
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10/2/2008 7:54 pm |
Cool, is she going in with Spud.. hotandhorny1082
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10/2/2008 7:28 pm |
uummm, mayhap you should consider changing your name and get a new job.....building an ark? *snicker...quite the animal menagerie you're gathering there. Says much about you, my friend.    
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10/2/2008 6:41 pm |
talented beastie.... " I pray thee, then, Write me as one that loves his fellow man....." L.Hunt 'Abou Ben Adhem"  
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10/2/2008 6:40 pm |
awwww she's bringing you presents!! Means she considers you part of her 'pack' or whatever squirrels hang out as....what does the guinea pig think of that? And isn't there a cat in your house somewhere?
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10/2/2008 6:25 pm |
awwww. cute.      
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