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I CAN'T GET IT UP...
spunky11961
9/24/2008 11:48 am
Help! My zipper's fallen and I can't get it up! I'm stuck in this hot woolie eeyore suit, I can't get it off...

A little help?

Seriously I've tried uploading a new profile pic, they just won't approve of course, of course, guess my furry ass is stuck with this'n...

maybe it's the zip files...

Ever Get Anything Caught In Your Zipper?


~spunky
ONLYinREALITY
10 posts 

10/27/2008 11:40 am

Its all bullshit from that crappy farley brothers movie. The one with the hair. And the spunk. And the Cameron Diaz

Someoneinutah
3340 posts

10/4/2008 10:06 pm

"I'm stuck in this hot woolie eeyore suit"
I LOVE you in your eeyore suit! It always brings a smile to my heart!


Life is good for this princess in the land of somewhere - but a knight in shining armor would just make it even better!

shellchey77
5 posts 

10/3/2008 12:42 am

I hardly ever wear panties....have caught the pubic hair in the zipper OUCH. Now i shave

blockhead37
4725 posts 

9/27/2008 2:02 pm

I don't recall ever catchin anything but my underwear in me zipper...But I did one time handle mr. happy after slicing jalapenoes and I didn't wash properly....Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeouuuuuuuch!!!!!!!!

I'd like to thank you for making me, a part of your day. While you make yourself, a part of mine.

kittenkisses24
15430 posts 

9/27/2008 9:26 am

bard had the same problem uploading a real pic of himself too.

the only thing stuck in my zipper....panties.

danaman4u
5931 posts

9/26/2008 6:00 am

So you "can't get it up" and you "can't get it off". I can relate to that, but you're younger than I. Not only that, but you have Lisa, so you have no excuse. Do you feel like an ass now?

somethingelse40
11411 posts

9/26/2008 12:52 am

Don't give up hope--unless the situation obviously is hopeless. ~#636

If you say something when you have nothing to say, are you really telling a lie?

DoranAyr
237 posts

9/25/2008 1:29 pm

Seriously I've tried uploading a new profile pic, they just won't approve of course, of course, guess my furry ass is stuck with this'n...

This Sort of Thing was Bound to Happen, I suppose.”

Zipper caught, yep
I was 15 and at a restaurant with relatives. I came back from the bathroom and noticed my zipper was still part way down. I zipped it up sitting at the table. You guessed it... I got the table cloth stuck in it.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.

blonde367
11320 posts

9/25/2008 1:12 pm

I love that pic...Never had a zipper problem but fell once in an uncompromising position and got told I broke "it" and he couldnt put his zipper up for a couple of days Ahem needed the space for healing lmao

LadyGrayLeopard
6870 posts 

9/25/2008 11:10 am

Well well... seems you have friends in high places... who seem to love your outfit

No, but got stuck at least once...
Once some trouble with corsette, and stockings... they were fishnets... all fishnet holes hooked in corsette hooks... fucking hilariuos...

And my mentality is not allowing scissors or other assistance...



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sexymermaid6956
18874 posts 

9/25/2008 9:21 am

dang jeff...can you not pull it off over your head

i got my neck once zipped ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Skatnshite
29 posts 

9/25/2008 7:47 am

Zippity split, ouch, blood, gore! Thanks for bringing back that memory

skyeone2
7133 posts 

9/25/2008 6:04 am

Poor Jeff, stuck in a costume resembling me. I wonder if your tail falls off as often as mine does!?!

*said in my best Eeyore voice*


Blessed Be

SandraD1000
18133 posts 

9/25/2008 5:47 am

I had a zipper problem last week.
I was at work.
I went to the restroom.
When I went to zip the back of my dress pants up,
the zipper broke.
With that pants style,
they don't stay up without a zipper
so I had to leave early!



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Herbal_Duke
9642 posts

9/25/2008 4:54 am

Need To gewt a few new pic's myself...Maybe this weekend...If things go Right...Just put the one from this spring Back up for now though...

Earl

Only My World As I See It

incidental2006
1784 posts 

9/25/2008 1:22 am

I'm assuming that you are about 2ft6 tall to fit into the suit at all. Over here we can only get them at Mothercare.

goodatpoetry2
6554 posts 

9/24/2008 11:48 pm

Keep the eeyore-suit.
It's SO you!

MoJoriding

9/24/2008 10:21 pm

Ever Get Anything Caught In Your Zipper?
Ya.. a side of boobie and I love you in that! get up... *hugs* MJ xo

Dreamseeker1971
7398 posts

9/24/2008 10:19 pm

I don't know about zippers... but bra clips still confound the bejesus out of me...

I've taken to bringing a pair of Fiskars to bed to just cut the bastards off... that ought to assure me of never getting another date on this site.

~G

stardust81937
1854 posts

9/24/2008 9:59 pm

My pubic hair grows so fast I need to trim it every couple of weeks. It hurts like heck when I catch that hair in my zipper.


countryprincess5

9/24/2008 9:38 pm

Um i think the suit is kinda cute



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sharing4u3
4812 posts

9/24/2008 9:26 pm

your so cute as eeyore........



may your smile always shine, your joy never cease and your day be full of blessings......

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 8:44 pm

    Quoting ammizibad69:
    It's about time!!! That Eeyore suit is starting to STINK!!! How long has it been since you had a bath?
I was sheep dipped just last spring, I should be good to go until I get sheared...

~spunky

lovegoddess777
4325 posts

9/24/2008 8:25 pm




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lol.........i knew it was going to be something like this!

you're so cute!



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ammizibad69
1648 posts

9/24/2008 7:40 pm

It's about time!!! That Eeyore suit is starting to STINK!!! How long has it been since you had a bath?


"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." - W. C. Fields

eventimont
1286 posts

9/24/2008 7:02 pm

a shirt tail.....unnoticed of course and it has happened that the odd hair has gotten itself caught up in the teeth........of a zipper
No mo' commando and a trimming

Your suit doesn't have an escape hatch??

19harley86
4176 posts

9/24/2008 6:48 pm

Only my shirt tail

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skooterjon
1049 posts 

9/24/2008 6:42 pm

I am like most Gawd and Zipper Fearing, Gun Totin.... Rednecks..... I have had the experience One Time... It only takes that one time and its a Guaroownteee from then on it WIll NOT EVER... happen again...!

MotherFraker
659 posts

9/24/2008 6:10 pm

only had my you know what caught once, only once!!

pandoo54
854 posts 

9/24/2008 5:50 pm

It was a bad news when.............was caught in zipper.

Pandoo
Life is a precious gift of God.

wildspiritcherri
8005 posts 

9/24/2008 5:45 pm

you're silly Jeff!

I got my hair when it was down to my waist, caught in my jacket zipper before~ouch~

friendships is like a diamond, always forever

fastgal4u

9/24/2008 5:32 pm

It would just not be the same if you got rid of the Eeyore suit. I am afraid to say what all I have gotten caught in zippers!!!!!

MY LIPS ARE SEALED

ShyUTGal
2186 posts

9/24/2008 5:31 pm

Uh noooooo...nuthin to get CAUGHT in a zipper...but hubby has. And it was the full package nuts (snerk snerk) to soup. He was about four or five and it took a trip to the ER to get his equipment free. The first time I saw that movie "There's Something About Mary" I laughed my ass off (hell of a time reattaching it too!)... but when I showed that scene to hubby, he didn't find it funny at all....men are strange!!

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the_stray_cat
2486 posts 

9/24/2008 4:40 pm

Yeah. My hair, my boob my undies, yeah, I've got things caught in my zipper.

freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

469tall
7961 posts

9/24/2008 4:38 pm

So what do bugs say? "I have got something stuck in my people"



The perversity of the universe is unbounded.

putispigis
30 posts 

9/24/2008 4:13 pm

Save yourself man, chew your way out

NotSoDarkKnight
3554 posts

9/24/2008 4:02 pm

When you have a good look, why change?

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silverbreeze2
27829 posts 

9/24/2008 3:27 pm

I sure hope I don't get anything caught in a zipper!

If I do...I'm calling 911.

Or maybe not!






Noreastr2
36 posts 

9/24/2008 2:54 pm

I for one, want to see you with your head up a pink big birds butt!

mainevern
9173 posts

9/24/2008 2:37 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    no that involves the pink flamingo hat, the one they won't approve, go figure, I can pass as eeyore, but wear something that looks like I've got my head up a pink big birds butt and they say It's not a real person...
Those of us who really know you would never make that mistake

Vern

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

LadyFaith25
311 posts 

9/24/2008 2:32 pm

I happen to like the Eeyore. But if you must...I guess I will let you.

Love and Hugs!
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spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 2:25 pm

    Quoting mainevern:
    Look into your heart, Luke. You KNOW you ARE Eeyore!



    I was just thinking it was some kind of kinky dom/sub thing with you and the wench

    Vern
no that involves the pink flamingo hat, the one they won't approve, go figure, I can pass as eeyore, but wear something that looks like I've got my head up a pink big birds butt and they say It's not a real person...

~spunky

mainevern
9173 posts

9/24/2008 2:16 pm

Look into your heart, Luke. You KNOW you ARE Eeyore!



I was just thinking it was some kind of kinky dom/sub thing with you and the wench

Vern

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

bubbarigine

9/24/2008 1:54 pm

Maybe the site is intent on making an ass of you,roars with laughter.

Bubba.

Intelligence is often over-rated by the ignorant.

babygrrllll
385 posts 

9/24/2008 1:35 pm

ummm...Block's hand..

purpletrashcan
32254 posts

9/24/2008 12:55 pm

LMAO!

I was trying to popst a Halloween pic from last year and it is STILL not approved......

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 12:30 pm

I thunk this post got caught in the site's zipper...

~spunky

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