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THAR HE BLOWS...
spunky11961 9/13/2008 10:27 pm
Rain sweeping against the windows, thunder, lightning, yet inside the storm rages through the night..

Hurricane Spud has hit our apartment, house turned upside down, pillows sweep aside, litter all over the floor...

It's amazing the carnage a two pound guinea pig can unleash during the night when we're asleep...

Morning dawns and there he is, back in his cage, snoring, ya can almost see the halo angelically above his head, and that what, me? look on his face...

If we only knew what our pets did while we slept...



~spunky
spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 9:50 pm

    Quoting TinMansRvnge:
    I want to know what their dreaming when their asleep,my pooch twitches,moans and groans, his ears wiggle and the lips curl.
cats become lions stalking the serengeti,dogs, wolves traipsing across the tundra... guinea pigs? they dream of dumpsters filled with lettuce....

whats up with the quotes here tonight?

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 9:47 pm

    Quoting saintlianna:
    Bout four months. I think my dad might have killed it.
I hope you didn't have like hot wings for supper the night your piggie disappeared, like the night my easter bunny disappeared, I knew that wasn't chicken...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 9:45 pm

    Quoting Ready_11:
    ummm...if your thinking hummm my bag of mari-jane looks like someone *pinched* some..That's what they're doing when your asleep or not home fuck'n burn-outs
I had a cat get into mine once and a lizard, I think it was a lizard, although it might have been the mushrooms...

~spunky

saintlianna
15452 posts 

9/26/2008 7:10 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    how long did it live out there? I'd have got another so it'd have company, then there'd have been a whole feral little herd, to kool...
Bout four months. I think my dad might have killed it.

Ready_11
8619 posts 

9/26/2008 2:15 pm

ummm...if your thinking hummm my bag of mari-jane looks like someone *pinched* some..That's what they're doing when your asleep or not home fuck'n burn-outs

Ready

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 12:56 pm

Awesome, thanx for that!

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 12:43 pm

yeah he is, but there's times he comes close to being a mince meat piggie pie...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 12:41 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    what with four legs, I was thinking hot wings and some piggie back ribs...
cats became lions stalking the serengeti, dogs become wolves traipsing the wild tundra, guinea pigs? they probably dream of lettuce filled dumpsters...

~spunky

L_Skywalker84
29 posts 

9/26/2008 12:40 pm

That's awesome thanks for that!

notateaser73
2 posts 

9/26/2008 12:25 pm

He's a cutie pie!

TinMansRvnge
43 posts 

9/26/2008 11:18 am

I want to know what their dreaming when their asleep,my pooch twitches,moans and groans, his ears wiggle and the lips curl.

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:20 am

hey thanx, stop by anytime

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:19 am

thanx, stop by anytime

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:19 am

thanx, he is so far, hopefully he won't go feral and live behind the furnace...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:17 am

thanx, yup he's sweet, but who knows the carnage that lurks in the bone in version of a trible's mind...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:16 am

    Quoting niceman5269:
    And they look so cute and adorable during the day!
that they do, and entertaining as hell when they want fed,unless they learn to whistle...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:14 am

kool, thanx Kool's the brand I used to smoke...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:13 am

    Quoting Maggybloo:
    Hello Spunky,

    Catch them in the act. Use the hidden camera technique; get it on film. Smiles

    Maggybloo

I'd love to, it'd make a great u tube video... but spud would probably chew through the cord, he's already chewed up the f5 key on my keyboard...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:12 am

    Quoting silverbreeze2:
    I know what my two cats do! One jumps all over me in bed...then he chases the other one all through the house. It sounds like little ponies in here running





more like clydesdales, especially when they land on ya

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:11 am

    Quoting saintlianna:
    I had a guinea pig once and it got loose in the garage and became feral. It lived behind the coal furnace and everytime my dad put some coal in it would run out and hiss at him.
how long did it live out there? I'd have got another so it'd have company, then there'd have been a whole feral little herd, to kool...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:09 am

    Quoting Rverrat64:
    What? no way, that was squirrell, shit,piss damn!
a rat is a rat

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/26/2008 10:06 am

    Quoting putispigis:
    LOL at riverat, that wasn't squirel boi
you two need to stop, I'm starting to hear banjo music...

~spunky

sickbassist
3 posts 

9/26/2008 6:21 am

that was pretty good

CuzImHorny

9/26/2008 4:26 am

liked it

rohit_the_hunk
17 posts 

9/26/2008 1:03 am

nice one

zeroxxorez
23 posts 

9/25/2008 11:37 pm

sweet

niceman5269

9/25/2008 10:07 pm

And they look so cute and adorable during the day!

portcouple75
41 posts 

9/25/2008 5:58 pm

kool

Maggybloo
1534 posts 

9/25/2008 12:59 am

Hello Spunky,

Catch them in the act. Use the hidden camera technique; get it on film. Smiles

Maggybloo

silverbreeze2
27829 posts 

9/24/2008 6:38 pm

I know what my two cats do! One jumps all over me in bed...then he chases the other one all through the house. It sounds like little ponies in here running




saintlianna
15452 posts 

9/24/2008 6:23 pm

I had a guinea pig once and it got loose in the garage and became feral. It lived behind the coal furnace and everytime my dad put some coal in it would run out and hiss at him.

Rverrat64
44 posts 

9/24/2008 6:00 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    I kinda remember that, didn't he end up as supper and a pelt?
What? no way, that was squirrell, shit,piss damn!

putispigis
30 posts 

9/24/2008 5:56 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    I kinda remember that, didn't he end up as supper and a pelt?
LOL at riverat, that wasn't squirel boi

putispigis
30 posts 

9/24/2008 5:54 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    check your bling,and yup, the lil lab rat's kinda cute, we named him spud because he looks like a baked potato with the sour cream and melted butter on top..
Well thank ye kindly!I'll have to bring your critter a treat next time I stop by.

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 5:34 pm

    Quoting Rverrat64:
    I can't believe you remember that! By the way, remember your easter bunny thumper? the one that went away to live on a farm with a bunch of other bunnys? Dude, that wasn't chicken you ate for supper that night
Leave my bunny out of this, or I'll tell you what your dad realy did with your beagle...

~spunky

Rverrat64
44 posts 

9/24/2008 4:53 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    yeah up until the little rat bastard starting humping the peakachu doll... but damn where was that cam when my labrador chewed up my harley?

    ~jeff
I can't believe you remember that! By the way, remember your easter bunny thumper? the one that went away to live on a farm with a bunch of other bunnys? Dude, that wasn't chicken you ate for supper that night

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:40 pm

    Quoting Rverrat64:
    He's got that landlocked muskrat lock, I had a muskrat for a pet when I was younger.
I kinda remember that, didn't he end up as supper and a pelt?

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:38 pm

    Quoting putispigis:
    For a lab rat, hes sort of cute, can I have that bling?
check your bling,and yup, the lil lab rat's kinda cute, we named him spud because he looks like a baked potato with the sour cream and melted butter on top..

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:36 pm

    Quoting pussyboy727:
    I used to have hamsters, when that squeaky old wheel stopped in the night, I knew they were up to something, either making more hamsters or maybe the cat got them
Maybe this site could use your hamsters ,I think their's died

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:29 pm

    Quoting Pickleme33:
    I've got a little black and white girl piggie, she looks just like a panda, her name is ling ling, maybe we could set a play date for her and spud?
spud's whistling at the thought, can we get a prenup though, I can't afford to be payin' child support for the lil rat bastards bastards...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:27 pm

    Quoting Munchmon:
    He's acting out his sexual frustrations, get a girl piggie, let the little guy get laid!
I'm trying to arrange a play date with a lil piggie play mate, anyone you know have one? maybe I should try craigs list?

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:21 pm

he also does that gotta go, gotta go potty dance, he's an organic pez dispenser...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:20 pm

    Quoting Irokman3:
    I had a yorkie that was hells fury unleashed when I slept
I bet that little ankle biter was hell's fury unleashed when ya were awake to, gotta love them lil dogs

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:18 pm

    Quoting Zara_T:
    He needs a new bling!
Yes he does and a little friend too

~spunky

Rverrat64
44 posts 

9/24/2008 4:16 pm

He's got that landlocked muskrat lock, I had a muskrat for a pet when I was younger.

putispigis
30 posts 

9/24/2008 4:11 pm

For a lab rat, hes sort of cute, can I have that bling?

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:09 pm

    Quoting Zar_doz:
    What's a little cavi carnage? Big suprises come from such small packages huh?
Yeah butt the lil pez dispenser does have personality, that was a surprise to me, I never that a little rat bastard would be much of a pet...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 4:07 pm

    Quoting SmallTownFun1101:
    HA! You think storm spud left nothing but carnage.....Try having a
    storm MAGNUM!!!!!! A 200 pound Newfoundlander/Rotti.......The damage is freakin crazy. pillows sweet aside..Try losing a couch!

    If anything is left out for mare than five seconds it gone.....like a 25 pound bag of flower or a 60 pound of dog food.....

    I know where your coming from...I get the same What, Me look when I get up!
My sis had a rott, he ate their couch while they were at work one day, serious seperation anxiety issues... I had a lab that chewed up everything chewable on my harley...

~spunky

pussyboy727
38 posts 

9/24/2008 3:52 pm

I used to have hamsters, when that squeaky old wheel stopped in the night, I knew they were up to something, either making more hamsters or maybe the cat got them

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:48 pm

Thanx, I think so Stop back by, you're always welcome here

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:47 pm

    Quoting sweetbbwdsl:
    That really is cute LOL. I have 3 dogs and a cat. The dogs sleep in their crates but the cat comes and goes all night just to taunt them. Ah, got to love our beasts!
I've got 4 cats back home, the things they get into, the things that go bump in the night, yup gotta love'em

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:37 pm

    Quoting VitoLuca:
    Meant to add, thanks for the too
Thanx for accepting check your bling, spud left ya a little something...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:35 pm

    Quoting VitoLuca:
    Up until a couple of weeks ago, I would have had NO clue what you were talking about. But after having looked after 2 of them-all I can do is Nod my head and laugh manically
Two? Lucky you... females? Spud needs a play date...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:34 pm

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    lmtlsao

    I have this silly little belief that pet's sense of humor comes from observing their master!!

    Hugs ~
    Katey

uh ohhh, I'm really in trouble then

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/24/2008 3:32 pm

    Quoting marnisway:
    I'd never have....anything............that eats while I'm asleep.

    *S*
waking up to something that eats perhaps?

~spunky

Pickleme33
42 posts 

9/24/2008 2:59 pm

I've got a little black and white girl piggie, she looks just like a panda, her name is ling ling, maybe we could set a play date for her and spud?

Munchmon
32 posts 

9/23/2008 6:59 pm

He's acting out his sexual frustrations, get a girl piggie, let the little guy get laid!

lza_in_cleveland
37 posts 

9/23/2008 6:56 pm

He's just doing his happy dance

Irokman3
37 posts 

9/23/2008 2:08 pm

I had a yorkie that was hells fury unleashed when I slept

Zara_T
9 posts 

9/22/2008 7:15 pm

He needs a new bling!

Zar_doz
56 posts 

9/22/2008 12:33 pm

What's a little cavi carnage? Big suprises come from such small packages huh?

SmallTownFun1101
4 posts 

9/21/2008 11:45 am

HA! You think storm spud left nothing but carnage.....Try having a
storm MAGNUM!!!!!! A 200 pound Newfoundlander/Rotti.......The damage is freakin crazy. pillows sweet aside..Try losing a couch!

If anything is left out for mare than five seconds it gone.....like a 25 pound bag of flower or a 60 pound of dog food.....

I know where your coming from...I get the same What, Me look when I get up!

mitchisthebest
34 posts 

9/20/2008 6:20 pm

Thats cool

sweetbbwdsl
35 posts

9/18/2008 1:56 pm

That really is cute LOL. I have 3 dogs and a cat. The dogs sleep in their crates but the cat comes and goes all night just to taunt them. Ah, got to love our beasts!

VitoLuca
4045 posts

9/18/2008 1:52 am

Meant to add, thanks for the too

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

The Psycho Bloggers

VitoLuca
4045 posts

9/18/2008 1:51 am

Up until a couple of weeks ago, I would have had NO clue what you were talking about. But after having looked after 2 of them-all I can do is Nod my head and laugh manically

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

The Psycho Bloggers

SensuallyKatey
12848 posts

9/16/2008 6:47 am

lmtlsao

I have this silly little belief that pet's sense of humor comes from observing their master!!

Hugs ~
Katey


~ little pieces of me shared ~
If we are all in this together
Why are you on the other side



marnisway
4372 posts

9/15/2008 10:14 pm

I'd never have....anything............that eats while I'm asleep.

*S*

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 6:53 pm

    Quoting Notfunanymore:
    My cats have a party anytime! I don't need to go to sleep!
    ~ I'm glad they can't get to my beer!
cats are like that, give'em an old moldy dried up piece of food, a bug and it's party time and a meal....

~spunky

Notfunanymore
9404 posts

9/14/2008 4:29 pm

My cats have a party anytime! I don't need to go to sleep!
~ I'm glad they can't get to my beer!

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 2:30 pm

    Quoting neveragain80:
    With a mini dachsund and 2 cats inside the house, I am lucky I have anything left.

    If the two dogs and eight horses outside every figure a way in, I am done for, they all think they are people anyway.....

8 horses, that's like enough to make your own budweiser beer wagon there...

My little hotdog used to have a thing for pillows, humping them first, devoring them, spreading the shreds through the house, she was proud of her canine carnage...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 2:26 pm

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I wonder what my kids do through the night while I sleep.
I know what I did when my parents were asleep as a kid ~shudders~
Maybe you don't want to know...

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 2:25 pm

    Quoting MoJoriding:
    Well? mine this morning thought it would be a great time to um er clean her um er self above my head! on the bed Damn! A pussy licking pussy.. Not! a good scene... *hugs* MJ xo
ohh and that sucking gnawing, teeth gnashing sound they make, yup I've woke up to that many an early morning...

~spunky

neveragain80
1235 posts 

9/14/2008 2:00 pm

With a mini dachsund and 2 cats inside the house, I am lucky I have anything left.

If the two dogs and eight horses outside every figure a way in, I am done for, they all think they are people anyway.....


And the Asshat of the Week Award Goes To.....

duststormdiva
6784 posts 

9/14/2008 1:50 pm

I wonder what my kids do through the night while I sleep.

DustStormDiva

MoJoriding

9/14/2008 1:37 pm

Well? mine this morning thought it would be a great time to um er clean her um er self above my head! on the bed Damn! A pussy licking pussy.. Not! a good scene... *hugs* MJ xo

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 1:15 pm

    Quoting lovegoddess777:






    ~~**~~**~~**~~

    Hee hee hee....perhaps a secret camera is in order! lol........

    Sounds like its time to bring in the hurricane recovery team!

    Hurricane insurance perhaps lol........

    ~~**~~**~~**~~


    *~*~* HELP SAVE THE LINGERIE LOUNGE! *~*~*



    - love, hugs and kisses from lovegoddess777




There's an idea, maybe I'm eligible for FEMA money, and a new trailer...

~spunky

lovegoddess777
4325 posts

9/14/2008 1:04 pm







~~**~~**~~**~~

Hee hee hee....perhaps a secret camera is in order! lol........

Sounds like its time to bring in the hurricane recovery team!

Hurricane insurance perhaps lol........

~~**~~**~~**~~


*~*~* HELP SAVE THE LINGERIE LOUNGE! *~*~*



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spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 12:47 pm

    Quoting skooterjon:
    I am considering entering my Papillon in baseball league.
    She has a couple of balls and plays with them ALL day and ALL night. Sleeps with them , eats with them.
    She can catch the damned thing in the air , and throw it with her tongue.
    She has the longest tongue for a dog I've ever seen.
    Looks like an ant eater when she whips it out and sucks it in.
    Even the vet was amazed.

    Never take the balls away and she tears up nothing.
    Take them away, and you will not have a house.
    Wonder if the Yankees would be interested......maybe the Red Socks....
Try the Indians, they sure need a pitcher

And talk about a spitball!

~spunky

spunky11961
50743 posts 

9/14/2008 12:46 pm

    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    lol...my cate bites my ankles all the way to the bathroom....she is one very sadistic cat

    lol....Spud is so cute