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spunky11961
6/15/2008 12:25 pm |
Everyone tells me to watch where I walk here, I might get mugged, but what the fuck, naturally with my luck... Of course, it had to happen... I just got mugged... Not just any mugger, I got mugged by Sponge Bob Square Pants... Out of no where he appeared, a bottle of Thunder Bird in one hand, his lips,tongue stained black from the same...wearing sponge bob house slippers and a cheese shaped crusty ol' hat... A Nerf Gun in his other hand, fully loaded, shoved in my face... He was serious... Seriously loony toons... If I'd had a few bucks to spare, I'd have given'em to him just for making my day... Even though he shot me as I walked away... ~spunky SWALLOWIN' PALIN... |
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7/21/2008 10:43 am |
poor uncle spunky never trust a sponge with a gun xx
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7/14/2008 8:35 pm |
I would have wrung his spongie neck!
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7/14/2008 7:12 pm |
You got spluged by a sponge 
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 7/12/2008 11:30 pm |
You're not serious, are you? *** shakin' my head *** ~ And I thought my luck stunk........ 
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7/12/2008 1:18 pm |
Oh, dear God, we have got to get you and Wench out of the city. The position of Maintenance Man is still open here at the ranch just for you. Yes, they did find natural gas....Wench can be part of the possee. ~hugs and kisses~  And BTW, I Want The Word "Patriot" Back....
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 7/12/2008 4:14 am |
My grandson and I fixed Crabby Patties from a recipe online , they were disgusting Can men and women be just friends?   
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7/12/2008 12:37 am |
Just saying hello ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~  .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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7/11/2008 7:13 pm |
are ya ever going to post anything new Jeff??????????  miss you!  friendships is like a diamond, always forever   
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7/10/2008 6:20 am |
Just dropped in to say hello and see you have been MIA for a while....You OK???????????      may your smile always shine, your joy never cease and your day be full of blessings......
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7/9/2008 9:38 pm |
HAve nice get away Jeff you deserve it Watch out for spunge Bib there ok. Feelings felt = expresstions of love    
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7/9/2008 9:15 am |
HAPPY HUMP DAY ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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7/7/2008 9:56 am |
Dam,and here I thought kids were safe watching sponge bob........lol
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7/7/2008 12:48 am |
Just thank the stars the tele tubbies weren't responsible...or were they?... Hope you're doing good friend. The Healing Circle...
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7/6/2008 4:54 pm |
Just stopping by to say hello...hope you are all well! 
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7/6/2008 1:16 pm |
So sorry you got mugged love tho I know the feeling cause the same thing happened to me while I was In South Africa in April by 3 black men and of cause, they took everything, including my flat keys and raided the places cause my address was on my keys so lost everything but the good Lord provided that now I have more than what I lost again and this time I will be much more careful. Take care Jeff  Bev xxx
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7/6/2008 12:38 pm |
lovegoddess777 lovegoddess777 lovegoddess777 [post 1612403] *~*~* Our Stormy Soiree *~*~* *~*~* In Your Arms Tonight! *~*~* *~*~* Kama Sutra Seduction *~*~*
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7/6/2008 12:30 pm |
Yea dude, I know the feeling!
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7/4/2008 10:22 am |
Ha, ha, ha! Oh my! Is THAT where you've gone? Wishing you a calm Independence Day. Love, ML xox Be kind, everyone is fighting their own battle. --Plato
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7/4/2008 7:18 am |
  Follow me! 
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7/3/2008 9:54 am |
Sounds like an encounter of the OMG I am laughing to hard to BREATH type. My son still puts on his Sponge Bob halloween costume when I am cleaning his drawers out and pull it out. He LOVES the attention. - Arti -  rtimus Bard of Norcal
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7/2/2008 9:05 pm |
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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7/2/2008 7:52 pm |
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7/2/2008 7:16 pm |
Ya just can't trust guys with a head like a sponge called Bob Welcome to the Hotel california
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7/1/2008 5:48 pm |
lovegoddess777 lovegoddess777 lovegoddess777 [post 1612403] *~*~* Our Stormy Soiree *~*~* *~*~* In Your Arms Tonight! *~*~* *~*~* Kama Sutra Seduction *~*~*
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7/1/2008 9:50 am |
Just dropping by toooooooooo say hi ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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7/1/2008 3:34 am |
Sounds like your sponge has been soaking up to many suds my dear.  Jello Shots!
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6/30/2008 10:34 pm |
I never fail to be amused whenever I stop by to check on you..I'm truly glad you weren't injured in that untimely encounter with Bob..You could have busted a rib or two by laughing at him so hard..Keep up your guard, you never know who'll cross your path next..Walk talk and carry a big stick..
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6/30/2008 9:33 pm |
Nerfed from behind by a gay sponge... There's a moral to this story...has to be a moral... Really cleaned you out, huh? That's not a moral...is it?
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6/30/2008 8:45 am |
that would of made me very nerfous (sorry 'bout that ) 
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6/30/2008 7:44 am |
What's a nerfle?
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6/30/2008 12:37 am |
I know many of you have seen an know that there are different "colors" of cancer awareness ribbons. But do you "really know" how many? I found a bunch!! Take a guess...10?  Take another guess...15?  Take another guess...25?  One more guess.....21?   A number of you awesome beautiful ladies have "PINKed" me back in returned. Since I myself have already had cancer more than once in my life and my dad just passed away this past May 2008 due to four....yes 4 different cancers, I am changing the way we are spreading our style of cancer awareness. In memory of my dad I am now including ALL the men too. Thank you all very much for taking part in your show of support for all those we love who has cancer now, for those among us who are cancer survivors, and for those we have lost to one of the many different types of cancer or cancer related illnesses. YOU and me, ALL OF US around this world, CAN NOT GIVE UP THE FIGHT of finding a CURE for ALL the MANY DIFFERENT KINDS of CANCER. So my friend, you have been tagged by   Please go and other special person? Be a dear, and do not break our PINK RIBBON CANCER AWARENESS chain. Take care as you go about your day, your week and as you others here at Adult FriendFinder in memory of those you know and love.Now days the color of a ribbon often has many different meaning. I hope and I pray none of them are you! Luv ya, Lin
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6/29/2008 7:08 pm |
OMG Jeff!! I am so sorry such a traumatic event occurred in your life! It's terrible! Shameful! A sad reflection of an otherwise honorable character. But... it could've been worse. It could've been Spong Bob Square Pants without the pants.
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6/29/2008 7:55 am |
R U and zara coming tooooooooo mzhuny's?? ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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6/27/2008 11:05 pm |
Hey buddy how are you feeling?? ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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6/27/2008 10:30 pm |
Ha! that was good!
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6/27/2008 9:21 pm |
The adventures of spunky. You should write a book.
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6/27/2008 12:15 am |
... MJ xo A Mary heart doeth good like a medicine...
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6/26/2008 10:05 pm |
nice sponge bob pic
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6/26/2008 9:53 pm |
Damn... I read it again slower... slower... and laughed my square pants off!!!!! Ora  Requiem  Brit_Bints Who are they?
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6/26/2008 9:50 pm |
Requiem Brit_Bints Who are they?
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6/26/2008 6:25 am |
oh my god you crack me up hope all is well in your world hun!!!   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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6/26/2008 1:38 am |
hoh ofunny
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6/26/2008 1:34 am |
i misss you too
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6/25/2008 4:45 pm |
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6/25/2008 10:15 am |
thats a good post
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6/25/2008 8:27 am |
hug u
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6/25/2008 5:53 am |
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6/25/2008 2:54 am |
Thank goodness it wasn't Larry the Lobster that gotcha.
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6/24/2008 7:14 pm |
My condition has no known cause and no known cure, but fortunately also no unknown symptoms. POT-SHOTS NO. 2440.
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6/24/2008 11:59 am |
You know what goes with everything? Ripped pants. Elsie
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6/23/2008 8:21 pm |
Dang Darlin' if it weren't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all. LOL Hope you're healing from the sponge gun shot.
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6/23/2008 8:20 pm |
I also have noticed the absense of your presence, that car wreck must have thrown you for a real spin. Hope everything gets sorted out for you, John I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.
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6/23/2008 6:58 pm |
I miss you my friend..Pls come back soon!
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6/23/2008 9:04 am |
OMG! You have one of those too? I swear, I thought the one at our local IHOP was original! Altho, he didn't have the squiter gun, the yellow robe was priceless!
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6/23/2008 1:06 am |
Hey Jeff, just saying hi, hope you are doing well. ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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6/22/2008 11:58 pm |
I thought I posted here? Blame plankton mmmm his wife is sexy though....Forgive plankton
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6/22/2008 10:37 pm |
Can't say it's happend to me..........Yet.
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6/22/2008 9:03 pm |
You live such an interesting life.
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6/21/2008 8:54 pm |
 PollyI am travelling for three months. If you want to read my travel blog, leave a message in My Secret Mail Box, and - if you've not seen it already - have a read of Leaving the Metropolis.
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6/21/2008 6:01 pm |
Hope your having fun so far this Summer!! ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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6/21/2008 8:42 am |
The adventures of spunky. You should write a book.    
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6/21/2008 2:19 am |
 this is toooo funny, Jeff !  for the laughter in the morning ! Have a great weekend !  Sign my guestbook...
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6/20/2008 11:58 pm |
(¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
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6/20/2008 3:52 pm |
 TARTERSAUCE!!!!Won  Let’s Fok’em All Up everywon should Fok The Vote ! and Vote For WonDumFok !!! WonDumFok for President in 2008 ! be sure to ♪ ♫ Write It In ♫ ♪ on your ballot WonDumFok for President in 2008!!! ♪ ♫ “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics ♫ ♪ by WonDumFok Volumes 1 thru 10
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6/20/2008 2:58 pm |
icic
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6/20/2008 1:08 pm |
LMAO! You always give me giggle fits!
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6/20/2008 9:26 am |
Oh no!! Not Sponge Bob! DustStormDiva 
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6/19/2008 7:46 pm |
My local homeless guy "mike" yelled at me yesterday for not giving him more money. I think it would have been a more enjoyable experience if he had shot me with a nerf gun. 
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6/19/2008 5:58 am |
Thanks for the laugh     
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6/18/2008 9:58 pm |
Just dropping by tooooo say hi ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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