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spunky11961
5/29/2008 2:50 pm |
Their mission, to boldly go where no man has gone before... Imagine being so far from home, and that gotta go, gotta go feeling hits... You're on the international space station and the only shitter quits... No shit. That's now NASA's order until they can launch the Challenger and deliver a plumber. So with no back up systems and all systems no go, two astronauts or cosmonauts are about to be the first in space... One to forever be known to all history as the first to plunge in space And the other unlucky bastard as the first to plug up the shitter... ~spunky |
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 7/24/2008 6:30 am |
Star Trek and Coneheads from earlier posts? Are we separated at birth? are you me from a future time? LOL
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6/19/2008 10:59 pm |
this blog is out there - i'll have to come back with a cocktail.
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6/5/2008 1:29 am |
I thought they wore Depends?
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 6/4/2008 5:28 pm |
Women, Pffffffttttt...When will they learn not to flush those things!! Stay Well Not So Lost(N Luvin It!!!)  
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6/2/2008 9:46 pm |
Must have been the government space cheese. 
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6/1/2008 8:29 am |
I have always wondered how those astronauts shit in space...
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6/1/2008 2:15 am |
I'm imagining the splatter pattern... 
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5/31/2008 3:35 pm |
 If the spacesuits are designed for peeing in, why not include a crapper in them?  Fondly, Charlie's ex 
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5/31/2008 12:21 pm |
jaysus that would be something i would be able to say as my claim to fame.. pluggin up the fucking toilet and people blogging about it lmao 
     
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5/31/2008 12:18 am |
It's all under control, they have had problems like this before. All they need is a little duct tape and some tubing, and they will have those air purifiers working again in no time. I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.
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5/30/2008 4:59 pm |
oh crap!! evidently, in space, shit doesn't float downhill
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5/30/2008 3:52 pm |
And I thought shitting woods was a dilemma!   
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5/30/2008 11:18 am |
Guess they can't just go drop one off at the nearest gas station can they? Just Another Geek on Adult FriendFinder
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5/30/2008 10:34 am |
And they cannot even use the old fashioned latrines used in castles... those little 'huts' up in the wall... delivering their treasures to the place (and people) just below... No matter how developed we are, some things stay... or at least try to come out  The more I cum, the more I cum 
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5/30/2008 10:01 am |
Hey, man, in zero gravity, when the shit flies, it really does hit the fan! I wonder if they make a spacesuit that'll allow for the prominent display of the plumber's butt-crack.
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5/30/2008 8:33 am |
Saw this on the News and at first found it to be rather funny... I mean, with gravity n all being non-existent.... we'd have 'flying shit' all over the place... heheheehe But shame man, to think they have to wait for the rocket to go and deliver goods to fix their shitter... when instead, they wanna go like a rocket...  ~~50 is the new 25~~
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5/30/2008 8:07 am |
I read this story a day or two ago on the BBC website and found it very amusing.We can put a man on the moon but can make a toilet that dont break lol Handy  Welcome to our world. Come visit lovers1810 
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5/30/2008 8:05 am |
That! really stinks... *hugs* MJ xo  I am remarkable just like you!
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5/30/2008 5:39 am |
couldn't it?   Follow me! 
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5/30/2008 5:24 am |
LOL... Shit Happens! PaintPony 
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5/30/2008 5:19 am |
My understanding is that they're going to be going in bags now, which leads to a whole train of awful thoughts (What happens if they overfill a bag? How do you keep a bag attached?)  VernI Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair! 
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5/30/2008 3:24 am |
scat sketch words Freedy Johnston: "I know I got a Bad Reputation, and it isn't just"savetheplanet 
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5/30/2008 3:22 am |
Stardate 30620.1 We have brought aboard the Starship Enterprise what appears to be an item that appears to be feces containing human DNA. Analysis indicates the DNA originated in the early part of Earth's twenty-first century. Our question is how it got so far out in the Galaxy. Propulsion systems from that era were not sufficient to propel packages out of the solar system. Further analysis reveal a flatulant residue on the outside of the feces. Our conclusion: Someone stuck his ass out the window and shit over the moon!!! Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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5/30/2008 1:19 am |
lol..i heard about that! too funny! except for them! lol!  a kiss from moi???
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5/30/2008 12:19 am |
Wow, Spunky. You seem to have the widest range of trivia on (or off) the planet. Thanks for sharing. Regards, 2Shy
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5/29/2008 10:51 pm |
There's gotta be a plan "B"...If they keeping holding it, they will be constipated for sure...Then they will need a laxative..Hummmmmmm! Wonder if there's a trouble shooting solution listed in the training manual...
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5/29/2008 10:44 pm |
You been blogging alot about poo lately..hmmmm, you got a lil fetish happening?
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5/29/2008 9:55 pm |
well that sucks... well actually it doesn't I guess. I hope that someone brought baggies along... hotandhorny1082
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5/29/2008 9:24 pm |
BTW I'd be afraid of runnig outta as wipe Just think, your already out and have used all the paper in the place and I'm sure you have to conserve water, and Houston calls you and tells you that there has been some problems with the planned space shuttle blast off from earth to resupply you in space....No ass wipe, short on food and water, so you can't even wash, and you can't just go to the store for something real quick. Now that would be a bitch!             Kissing Contest! 
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5/29/2008 9:18 pm |
I hear with all the budget cuts they are using Porta-John's in space now......So they don't plug up.....Remember the movie Heavy Metal? Them dudes that ran that salvage ship?....The one that had the robot with the finger that spinned?.....Those guys must be the ones that dump all those porta- potties out there in space.....It's Snow time! Kissing Contest!
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5/29/2008 8:15 pm |
Damn! I got the call today. Always somebody wanting their dirty work taken care of. Self employed. Build the room addition, plant the shrubs, cut the tree down, shovel the shit, fix the toilet, meet the kids at the bus stop after school. And now this, pressure suits that don't fit and Soyuez capsules that can't hit the broad side of a barn. Anything for a buck I guess. Dean
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5/29/2008 8:02 pm |
hope they don't take their bbq tongs along...space exhibits gack!
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5/29/2008 7:51 pm |
          SMILES & HUGZ Bonna & Jeff    GUEST BOOK A Stiff One Men are like...... Lord Byron
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5/29/2008 7:46 pm |
If the spacesuits are designed for peeing in, why not include a crapper in them?
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5/29/2008 7:34 pm |
Alien Glefnequ Rebekstrew wasn't there for a visit was he???? I wasn't blaming him, I was just saying maybe Booba the purple goat.. I'd like to thank you for making me, a part of your day. While you make yourself, a part of mine.
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5/29/2008 7:18 pm |
now how do you shit in space to begin with and keep it D O W N ........poor guys.     
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5/29/2008 7:11 pm |
But Captain Kirk where are the Klingons? ...lmao, I heard this on WIYY 97.9 Baltimore today... I'd like to thank you for making me, a part of your day. While you make yourself, a part of mine.
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5/29/2008 6:54 pm |
Earthlings.........."Beware of falling turds"!! 
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5/29/2008 6:44 pm |
NOOOO you are shitting us!!! No crapper??? Oh poooooh!!!
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5/29/2008 6:41 pm |
Well it all DEPENDS.... In Loving Memory ~ Forget Me Not To BlogLand, With Much Love - Nassy
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5/29/2008 6:29 pm |
Aint that the shits?
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5/29/2008 6:02 pm |
Brings new light to "I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now." AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY SCIENTISTS IT TAKES TO FIX A TOILET!!!! lol Fondly, Charlie's ex
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5/29/2008 5:37 pm |
I seem to have a lot of problems in Houston... fortunately my shitter ain't one of them. 
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5/29/2008 5:31 pm |
Why don't they just poop in a plastic bag, drop it in the trash & send it into orbit? There's so much metal shit up there floating around, who'd notice some more of the organic human variety? You being a plumbing & heating expert would love to have the job of repairing this proibem wouldn't you Jeff? I mean you'd probably get the congressional medal of honor or something equally impresive; you'd be in the national Plumber's Hall of Fame for sure - no shit! Wanna bet they don't have the next shuttle cover this probem with an emergency backup (no pun intended) by taking up one of those hundred buck chemical crappers meant for camping or small weekend cabins way out in the country. Or maybe the next extension to the Space Station will be an outhouse out on the end of a platform, so they can just go have a dump & once they drop the lid the bottom part opens & it all just drifts off into space... Imagine what fun that could cause on re-entry! "Houston we have have a shituation up here..." lol
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5/29/2008 5:20 pm |
Oh... Shit!
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5/29/2008 5:05 pm |
Yah...I read about this...all our technilogy and this happens...poor bastards... Moonfire
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5/29/2008 5:03 pm |
I've Heard about it......Leave it to you...To Bring it to the world...The Spunky Way... Earl Only My World As I See It      
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5/29/2008 4:34 pm |
Does his Space Suit self inflate? "Do What you Like Like What you Do" Life is Good!  , Kami no Kago (God Bless You) M&M 
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5/29/2008 4:31 pm |
Yeah... did anyone ever notice there were no toilet breaks on the Enterprise either? It is an issue though... Hoooo Boy! I hope all comes out well in the end for our guys. Snap "No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted." (Aesop)
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5/29/2008 4:23 pm |
Sorta lends a new meaning that "Theres gonna be shit on the moon!" . Veritas vos Liberabit—Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Prospector /l\
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5/29/2008 4:10 pm |
They did make those space diapers for peeing; now we know what they're working on next! I'm only helpful when I want to be, so limited time offer maybe. Just to see your smile{y}?
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5/29/2008 3:57 pm |
Yikes, they truly are in a quandary. The toilet apparatus on the space station has a sort of 'suction' thing going on, for want of a better term, because of the lack of gravity. So their problem isn't a clogged toilet; it's more of a lack of suction. There's gonna be a lot of shit floating around up there. Elevate me...
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5/29/2008 3:56 pm |
Yikes, that trey are in a quandary. The toilet apparatus on the space station has a sort of 'suction' thing going on, for want of a better term, because of the lack of gravity. So their problem isn't a clogged toilet; it's more of a lack of suction. There's gonna be a lot of shit floating around up there.  Elevate me...
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5/29/2008 3:47 pm |
omg.... hehehehe ,, hi my friend tc Angell
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5/29/2008 3:38 pm |
If you don't shit you die. Linda xxx Do you..Dare To Share? My new blog... I Got It
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5/29/2008 3:30 pm |
I say hold it.... “I am not a teacher, but an awakener” Robert Frost
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5/29/2008 3:24 pm |
I wonder how much this is going to cost the American tax payer. Why not flush it into space?
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