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spunky11961
5/24/2008 4:37 pm |
I'm saving a ton of money on gas... I just got GEICO'D... The flatulent sounding bumblebee batmobile looking buick sits broken in the back parking lot, winos pissing in the back seat, seagulls nesting in the front... Maybe I can declare it a waterfowl habitate, one things for sure, I just got Fucked by the insurance company... the helping hands of Allstate didn't even give me a reach around there... Insurance, what a scam.. Anyboy Else Ever Been Screwed By Their Insurance? ~spunky |
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 6/24/2008 12:54 am |
i think everyone at some point in life either has or will be fucked royally by an insurance company!!! It is a law in my state you have to have insurance on a vehicle, if you don't you are punished severely....but who "punishes" them when they don't live up to their end of the bargain? it is not cool at all...I feel your pain!!!
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6/21/2008 12:05 pm |
Allstate got in big trouble here for not settling claims. They fought it all the way to the State Supreme Court. It just happened to be up the hill being reviewed when my case came up. Same thing, they had archived my case, claimed it wasn't me in the accident {even though they had given me a thousand dollars for my initial doctor bills}. Then they said the case was closed. I took them to court, the judges hated Allstate and I had it easy street, yeah if you can call dealing with insurance companies easy. Well, I settled out of court. I was tired of fighting them tooth and nail. The judge was a great defender of justice. What cracked me up was when we were in the court room and the judge asked if we had met for arbitration. I asked the Judges pardon, I did not know who the man was I was standing next to and had never got a response from them about arbitration. The judge was furious. Asked him why and he said they were going to deal with it later in the week... and that she {me} could have made the appointment as easy as they. Well, the Judge did not like the condensending attitude and reamed him a new one. She said it was his duty as a lawyer to set an example in the courts. I was representing myself and was doing a darn good job of grabbing the hoops they held out for me and would make them jump first. Now the Judge was making him eat crow. I loved watching him dragging three crates of documents like the knuckles of a cave man, supposedly meant to intimidate me. Well, My little shark skin briefcase was more intimidating... because it was empty! I knew I would not be presenting in court that day so I just brought my little briefcase for show. My show was great, his was heavy. Never saw that bastard again. Turned out he was the head lawyer for his firm. He always liked to show up for the big shows. Three days later, I was in arbitration, counting the zeros after the $1...  Ora PS: I always represent myself, I do not trust lawyers.  Requiem  Brit_Bints Who are they?
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6/21/2008 12:02 pm |
Allstate got in big trouble here for not settling claims. They fought it all the way to the State Supreme Court. It just happened to be up the hill being reviewed when my case came up. Same thing, they had archived my case, claimed it wasn't me in the accident {even though they had given me a thousand dollars for my initial doctor bills}. Then they said the case was closed. I took them to court, the judges hated Allstate and I had it easy street, yeah if you can call dealing with insurance companies easy. Well, I settled out of court. I was tired of fighting them tooth and nail. The judge was a great defender of justice. What cracked me up was when we were in the court room and the judge asked if we had met for arbitration. I asked the Judges pardon, I did not know who the man was I was standing next to and had never got a response from them about arbitration. The judge was furious. Asked him why and he said they were going to deal with it later in the week... and that she {me} could have made the appointment as easy as they. Well, the Judge did not like the condensending attitude and reamed him a new one. She said it was his duty as a lawyer to set an example in the courts. I was representing myself and was doing a darn good job of grabbing the hoops they held out for me and would make them jump first. Now the Judge was making him eat crow. I loved watching him three crates of documents, supposedly meant to intimidate me. Well, My little shark skin briefcase was more intimidating... because it was empty! I knew I would not be presenting in court that day so I just brought my little briefcase for show. My show was great, his was heavy. Never saw that bastard again. Turned out he was the head lawyer for his firm. He always liked to show up for the big shows. Three days later, I was in arbitration, counting the zeros after the $1...  Ora Requiem Brit_Bints Who are they?
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6/6/2008 5:06 am |
makes me think of that folk ditty "Insurance Fraud"
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6/5/2008 1:31 am |
They just raised bus fare because of gas prices, I want a horse!
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6/5/2008 1:25 am |
Yup and their lawyers to, ouch! Just call me goatse
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6/5/2008 1:15 am |
Bottom feeders, one and all.
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6/4/2008 10:13 pm |
You think thats bad.. We here in BC have one insurance company only. YOU have any accidents and they are sueing them self? How much do you think your going to get?
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6/4/2008 12:05 pm |
lol
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6/3/2008 3:00 pm |
Jodeeeer!! muy bueno!
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6/2/2008 7:05 pm |
I would tell you about my experience with this Insurance company but the case is still pending in COURT...Giggling~take care~xoxox
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6/2/2008 9:07 am |
oh dear, I just replied to a similar post to this about insurance, ya have to read the small print Bye everyone, it was a blast
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6/1/2008 9:51 pm |
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HIT ME UP SXY
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6/1/2008 7:28 am |
Hope you are doing well...  Just stuff thats on my mind..  
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6/1/2008 2:37 am |
i live in england. i have been done over by an insurance company but was really lucky that nothing happened. i specifiacally asked that third party was part of it as i have to drive other vehicles quite a lot (just not enough to have to pay extra to drive them) ive done that for more than two years (never getting being pulled over and having to produce my insurance or having a collision etc) when i phoned up to renew it and found out that they had never given me third party and i had been driving illegally in the other cars.
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5/31/2008 3:31 pm |
It's definitely a SCAM! It should be optional! Fondly, Charlie's ex 
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 5/31/2008 11:20 am |
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5/30/2008 1:40 pm |
State Farm has been good to me--but I know I'm an exception that proves the rule 
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5/30/2008 1:24 pm |
My insurance doubled last year. I had never had a claim...ever. I called to find out why, and was told that my ex-husband had an impaired charge..and because we once lived together, and were still living in close proximity, and because the original policy was in his name, I was being penalized. The only way for me to lower my rate back down was to get him to write and remove himself from my policy(which he didn't) I had to finally get a notarized letter stating that I lived by myself and never let him use my vehicles...my rate was lowered but I never got back the money I paid out while I was trying to fix thier mess. I feel for ya spunk...really I do.
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5/30/2008 10:05 am |
State Farm sent out some sheep to fuck me, but I explained that I don't do barnyard.
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5/30/2008 6:43 am |
hmmmmm 
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5/30/2008 5:15 am |
i cant understand how group sex can be nice for some people, realy like this and just for making benefit??
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5/29/2008 12:37 am |
Insurance companies suck. Specially in recent years where the industry has been de-regulated and they can do whatever they want too!
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5/28/2008 9:07 pm |
Well guess you know now that insurance is the biggest scam of them all.
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5/28/2008 8:33 pm |
Hey Jeff, just dropping by toooo say hi ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~  .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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5/28/2008 6:19 pm |
Oh hell yeah and on more than one occasion!
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5/28/2008 2:13 pm |
I had a neighbor that used to say the laws are made for the crooks, and lawyers and insurance companies are the biggest crooks... I'd like to thank you for making me, a part of your day. While you make yourself, a part of mine.
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5/28/2008 1:53 pm |
Happens every day, and unfortunately, by design, by most Insurance companies, who continually prey on the ignorance of the laws of their respective states by policy owners. Having been such a victim in the past, and witnessed my Sister, an unemployed/disabled lady the victim of GEICO's refusing to pay (until ordered to do so) a claim they were bound to pay.....and seeing all to often how various companies seek to take advantage of the very people who have been paying their salaries, is disgusting. Correctable? Absolutely, by the Insurance Commissioner and the Congress of whichever State the decadent insurers happen to be operating in. That just sucks, doesn't it???
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5/28/2008 9:33 am |
insurance is a scam period, whether it be auto or health, etc. it just pisses me off.    
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5/28/2008 7:48 am |
oh Yes. Without question. A serious screwing as a matter of fact ........without so much as a kiss.  Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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5/28/2008 5:51 am |
<----Haven't met an insurance company that I like yet! Hope the flatulent sounding bumblebee batmobile looking buick gets up and running soon!   
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5/28/2008 4:11 am |
Just checking in Bro. Benn out for a while. Here's a thought (get hold of something, you know how my mind works). Take a sample of the seagull droppings and wino urine and stir them together with the dip stick from the car. Have that mixture analyzed by some 'Tree Hugger' organization. Forward their findings to the Department of Conservation. Hell, you may qualify for some type of government aid. (Just thinking). 'Till Later, The Ole Milkman.
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5/27/2008 11:07 am |
I got a huge 9 foot crack in the ceiling and seperation on a few walls this Spring. The Insurance adjustor called in a structural engineer who blamed.......are you ready for this.......ants! And frost heave. NOT covered of course! Pull My Fucking Hair 
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5/27/2008 10:39 am |
Oh yeah I have; twice. Both times by the company of the idiot who ran into me. At least I did not pay for the pleasure. But my company raised my rates after both of those accidents. They deemed me high risk XX MJ
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5/27/2008 5:01 am |
I have never not been screwed by my insurance. It's such a gamble when you get a face
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5/27/2008 1:17 am |
Well, I don't think we have...but I do know if you have to use it..for any reason..they jack up your rates until they get back all they paid.... It's all a rip off company.... Sending some good vibes your way Jeff....sorry that things have been so strained.....
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5/27/2008 12:36 am |
no i can't say that i ever have!   a kiss from moi???
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5/26/2008 6:34 pm |
I've had two claims in my entire driving lifetime - once was a write-off, and once a repair. My insurance company paid out quickly, got a cheque for my wreck and covered the repair. Maybe it's because I've been with the same company for 27 years... 
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5/26/2008 6:29 pm |
sneakin in and grabing spunky, hugging the stuffin out of him ,,, Hope all is well with you and your lady Country A friend is someone that reaches for your hand and touches your heart !
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5/26/2008 4:55 pm |
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5/26/2008 3:19 pm |
Me no likey the INsurance Thives. The first time auto incident, I had two policies on my car and didn't even know it. Young and dumb when it came to that stuff. Car totalled, and no one came to say "crap" to me??? I never got a bill, so thought I was off the hook, I think it was my fault, but didn't get a ticket, only a ride to the hospital. lol That was my one and only dealing with "BAD InsThives" ... it's political. Heck, EVEN FEMA will pay for your damaged car, just send title and pic if declared. AS for lightening strikes? An act of GOD doesn't hold chit, unless you have a rider policy for such things. At least it didn't in TX ... go figure? Good luck sweetie! Hope things improve on your end. Damn, I think I have GECHO too??? Now you are going to make me look up my policy!!!   Come on over ... WE NEED YOU, Sign Up Now !!! NEKKIE Friday Society  Official Member Bling
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5/26/2008 2:10 pm |
Nah, never have been. Sorry hun.     
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5/26/2008 1:37 pm |
My insurance Co now are ok so far, last one I used screwed me over when I was in a car accident and car was written off a few yrs ago, needless to say I didnt renew with them  x
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5/26/2008 12:52 pm |
Oh, yeah. In 1995, with the lovely "Farm" company. They made me wait in their lobby for half an hour for an appointment, completely forgetting that I could see their agent just goofing off in my line of sight as she ignored our appointed time. My $3,000 worth of damage was paid out at only $1,500 (my deductable was only $500 - go figure!), and I had to both control my temper for dealing with that idiot as well as fight to get my car repaired vs. written off. (The damages were all surfacy and not integral to the safe operation of the car). The minute they made insurance "mandatory", the scam factor increased 10 fold. Sheesh ! Hang in there, Jeff. I hope things will get better for you. Regards, 2Shy
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5/26/2008 8:35 am |
Everybody in China who didn't have it; then the aftershock wiped out their remainders, all of which would of course NOT have been covered unless by a multinational insurer AND even then it would have probably gone to the Internation Criminal Court.  So to answer briefly, no, I don't want it either.Freedy Johnston: "I know I got a Bad Reputation, and it isn't just"savetheplanet 
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5/26/2008 5:52 am |
no car here ..no insurance ...no geting screw here sorry to here my friend  ...  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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5/26/2008 2:00 am |
Hi, hope your enjoying a good weekend!! ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~ .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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5/25/2008 10:01 pm |
I've NEVER been screwed by the insurance company, quite the opposite. A few years ago my car was stolen and the guys took my car stereo. My insurance covered a full price refund on that item, so I got more for that than I paid for the new one!  ♫ New York, New York, it's a wonderful town. ♫
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5/25/2008 9:50 pm |
Hello! Sorry about your insurance woes!! That damn little gecko screwed me real good!! Not the kind of screwing i like either!! Peace from Outoftouch1954
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5/25/2008 9:19 pm |
I ain't been screwed by anyone lately When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.      
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5/25/2008 8:04 pm |
i hate insurance companies as much as i hate politicians! Greek Nectar, the breakfast of Champions
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5/25/2008 6:32 pm |
yeah..my son wrecked his car and was given a ticket. when he went to court the judge said not guilty,so i call my insurance and they say that they are still going to pay out the claim. $22,ooo for the other car and god only knows what they paid for her broken hand and leg. i dont think my insurance should have paid for it all if the judges said my son wasnt guilty of failure to yield the right of way. WELCOME TO MY WICKED BUT WONDERFUL WORLD!
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5/25/2008 6:12 pm |
moi? nope. too afraid to make a claim. after all I've pain... err, paid in, they might dump me. "Graze on my lips & if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." ~William Shakespeare~
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5/25/2008 5:14 pm |
You don't say why they fucked you. If they gave you "blue book value" on it, you need to provide them with reciepts that prove why it was more valuable. Insurance companies do suck though... - Arti -  rtimus Bard of Norcal
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5/25/2008 5:07 pm |
Yeppers...Missed A payment by one day once...Had to Start all over...With Higher rates...And get them all droped down again....Years Later...And I have never Had an accident... Earl  Only My World As I See It      
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5/25/2008 2:09 pm |
I am sorry you had to go through that.
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5/25/2008 1:29 pm |
hey my friend thought i would stop in n say hi. hope ur doin good, good blog btw..hugsss tc Angell
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5/25/2008 11:47 am |
Jeff , buddy... this tree has many branches as we all know. I haven't had any problems with auto ins lately, that's because ( knock on wood, cross both legs, walk backwards balancing a pencil on my nose) I haven't had any accidents. However ,funny you should mention this,because a week and half ago, My house got struck by lightning. Did some minor damage, knocked out 3 phones , phone line, 2 tv's , computer, toaster, 2 clocks, and a few other little items. I'll have to get back to ya on how protected I am with the good hands folks, as my claim is now pending,and I am once again bracing for the outcome. Not expecting great miracles, as these same good hands folks beat me out of half a roof 6 years ago in a storm. This is where I learned that if you expect no miracles, then you won't be disappointed. They got a 50% discount on that deal , and I got fucked. They do however demand premiums payments in full, and give no discounts. Now I'm the kinda of guy , that if your going to fuck me, please by all means, kiss me, hug me, rub me , make me feel like I'm wanted you know ~~!?
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5/25/2008 11:16 am |
Insurance = (legalized + mandatory) robbery sorry you are having a hard time
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5/25/2008 10:52 am |
Somebody would actually insure that piece of junk?  VernI Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair! 
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5/25/2008 10:36 am |
Actually, Allstate has been fairly decent with me overall. That's not to say they wouldn't fuck me if they could, but I know a little law, and a LOT about cars. Now health Ins ? Oh boy, the horror stories I have myself, not to mention what others have. THEY are the true thieves. Rev Joe "American by Birth, SOUTHERN by the Grace of God" "This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok." "I'll make ya famous."
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5/25/2008 9:44 am |
Up here in Canada eh? in the North of British Columbia, we do pay a higher insurance because of all the accidents in the lower mainland; Vancouver and area. I suppose that! could be considered a type of screwing... *hugs* MJ xo  I am remarkable just like you!
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5/25/2008 7:56 am |
I drove without insurance for years when I was young for that exact reason! That is until I got caught a few times & had to do some community service. That was actually a great experience! I got to work at the Birds of Prey Rehabilitation Foundation. That Rocked!!! ~We'll Leave The Light On~
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5/25/2008 7:48 am |
Yeepers,,,, I've had a few problems,,, mostly with settling on the value of the car. The one time I got ahead was to have the Insurace company tow the car to repair shop,,,where it was declared a "total",,, well they "low balled" the value,,,but,,,, the repair shop was charging THEM $50 dollars a day to "store" the car. I would remind the adjuster on how mmuch they were loosing,,,everyday,,, and that I was more than willing to wait them out,,,, I got more than "book" after they had paid more $1,500 in "storage",,,, and the repair shop sent me a x-mas card,,,,LOL
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5/25/2008 6:07 am |
Sorry, Jeff...I guess I have been lucky...I have had sheltered insurance forever...and they are really good at paying out...and I have never had them raise my premium...in fact, each year I don't make a claim they lower it automatically... Moonfire
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5/25/2008 4:56 am |
Nope never had an issue but usually we;re too poor for car insurance and the only time our old car fucked up majorly it wasnt an insurance issue anyway.  My Erotica
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5/25/2008 4:39 am |
At least here in the UK we only have to take out car and property insurance and most of them are pretty good as long as you have read all the small print. You can get healthcare with the NHS without insurance over here. It's not very luxurious but you can see a doctor 24/7 in an emergency yet still people complain about it.
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5/25/2008 4:31 am |
Yeah! Had to use my house insurance for the 1st time in 20 years last summer. Water tank sprung a leak in the basement and had at least 2' all over. Carpet, paneling, all furnishings shot! Plus throw in a new tank. The paid me $5000, barely enough to get new carpet and fix just part of paneling, no new doors and no new furnishings Then they raised my F--- premium! I could see if I was a chronic user but this was the first time ever! What a racket Toots 
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5/25/2008 2:28 am |
Insurance companies are just the front for the Seagulls Prime Realty. Geez Jeff,I thought you would've figured out how all those gulls get condos with running water/filtered alcohol,lol. Bubba. Intelligence is often over-rated by the ignorant.
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5/25/2008 12:31 am |
I don't have car insurance as I don't have a car but I have never had any problems with my other insurance. Linda xxx Do you..Dare To Share? My new blog... Watch Out...........
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5/24/2008 11:50 pm |
The only time I WASN'T screwed by insurance companies was quite ironically when I didn't have any insurance. When I nearly blew up my house doing my "scientific experiments" ( and you all who know me know what I'm sayin' ) I was in really bad debt and has zero health insurance whatsoever. My hospital bills from having scorched off half my flesh would have totalled over $70,000.00 but because I was assessed at having absolute zero means of paying this back the state awarded me a form of health insurance with zero deductable retroactive to the point at which I committed my big booboo. Some sort of insurance angel was watching over my ass that night!!!! ( and then some )
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5/24/2008 11:18 pm |
knock on wood - so far I haven't had to put their loving hands to the test.. but I have put plenty of $$ in them.
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5/24/2008 11:07 pm |
I'm in the minority. Have had to use some of the insurance I bought, and I have to say that they have been pretty good... I'm sorry to hear that your experiences with them have been less than happy.
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5/24/2008 10:08 pm |
Oh yeah, Allstate. And my brother is an agent! I shouldn't have said that...
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5/24/2008 9:15 pm |
I try to get in a few accidents a year so I make them pay a little back. Elevate me...
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5/24/2008 9:08 pm |
screwed and not offerred so much as a kiss...
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5/24/2008 8:33 pm |
Since I worked for an insurance company for about 8 years and have paid and paid the premiums, I completely understand both sides. | |||||
