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spunky11961
4/22/2008 8:31 pm
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When I came here I didn't know what Bukkaki or even what a Pearl Necklace was...

Someone had to explain to me what a Rim Job was...

These aren't things ya learn on Jeopardy, I'm pretty sure this'd make Alex Trebek gag...

But What The Hell Is A Cleveland Steamer?


~spunky
ShyUTGal
1294 posts

6/14/2008 4:00 pm

Cleveland Steamer is disgusting is what Cleveland Steamer is. Even if you're into uh, poo sports I guess. OMFG. Thanks for the unwanted education dude. I had no idea and now I wish I still didn't! YUCK. See, Utah remains the naiveity capital of the universe and we don't do shit (LMA like that over here...

amoldenough
9831 posts 

5/30/2008 7:44 pm

I knew some of the words in this post and comments, and the ones I don't know, I don't think I need or want to know!!! Icky poo!

silverbreeze2
26557 posts

5/5/2008 8:50 pm

    Quoting peanz111:
    hope u guys happy with your sex life now, and wish u guys good luck!!
This person made this same comment in my blog called " On this Day" when I was talking about my Mom dying. My blog post didn't have anything in it about sex...so you can see why this comment is totally off the wall. I deleted and banned him or her or whoever it is.

peanz111

5/5/2008 3:12 pm

hope u guys happy with your sex life now, and wish u guys good luck!!

LstinLA
34 posts 

5/5/2008 1:51 am

That is just wrong, wrong, wrong

imdevostated
16 posts 

5/4/2008 8:49 pm

true true it is

acegikmo1989

5/4/2008 7:44 am

What's a bukkaki? what's a pearl necklace?? what's a rim job???

sexymermaid6956
16339 posts 

5/4/2008 5:00 am

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no streamer for me

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Zara_T
8 posts 

5/3/2008 5:52 pm

I thought it was a hot dog from one of the sidewalk venders ugh!

gonecoastal2000
4712 posts

5/3/2008 11:49 am

Oh gross I have learned alot too Jeff, had no idea about most but oh what an education here! Some I wish I never knew and this is one of them lol

end_finity
29 posts 

5/3/2008 10:42 am

Anything requiring a diaper bag is not recreational sex!

BigRagu1971
30 posts 

5/3/2008 10:39 am

Victorias Secret should start a new line, Bibs

Ionlyshow
7621 posts

5/3/2008 9:24 am



Who thinks up these names?
If you go to urban dictionary and type that in, you'll get not only other names for it, but also variations..


a pocketful of wry

LadyAndDaChamp
219 posts 

5/2/2008 1:13 am

What's that

She is the Lady and I am The Champ!!!

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cyberluvr1957

5/1/2008 11:56 pm

Hey Jeff, hope ur doing well, have a good weekend!!

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_MsMaria_
75 posts 

5/1/2008 9:30 pm

huh? Dunno what a Cleveland steamer is.



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WonDumFok
17778 posts

5/1/2008 7:41 am

I have no idea

I remember asking what ZZ Top meant when they sang "Pearl Necklace"

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SandraD1000
17037 posts 

5/1/2008 5:52 am

Like you,
my sexual knowledge has been expanded
by friends on this site.



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cyberluvr1957

4/30/2008 11:30 pm

Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers!!

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zz_Todd2
5049 posts

4/30/2008 3:55 am

That's easy! It's Stanley's cousin.

ready516
11 posts

4/29/2008 3:26 pm

ewwww no thanks

waggypolly
12954 posts

4/28/2008 8:59 am


Something I never want to experience, but slightly more acceptable than a chili dog.

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titehole69
26 posts 

4/28/2008 6:24 am

this thread is gold!

100PrcntSmartAzz

4/28/2008 4:06 am

Ya know......sometimes I wish my nosey ass would just stop reading at the "I don't know's". Kinda like a train wreck...gotta keep reading til you see it. LOL I learn WAY too much on this site sometimes. haha

poppycat3
7129 posts

4/28/2008 3:18 am

I've learnt what 'figging' is and 'tromboning'... had no idea what the Cleveland Steamer was, but could guess...and was right...sadly

~ POPPY ~

charlene444
21 posts 

4/28/2008 1:00 am

Sounds a bit off to me, so I won't make any comment

LustyTaurus
19102 posts

4/27/2008 11:14 pm

ok...I know what Felching is, and Bagpiping...no idea about a Cleveland Steamer...have to do some reee---surch I guess, lol! I hope life is good Jeff...

The Healing Circle...

mainevern
8913 posts

4/27/2008 1:34 pm

Wow, fun and edumacational too

Vern

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

loveslilies
10863 posts

4/27/2008 11:05 am

HI Spunky I had no clue and now wish I didnt that is just nasty

beckyjean_54
9179 posts

4/27/2008 9:53 am

just glad you didn't know.....means you weren't doin' that...and that just sounds too nasty.....{=}

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nil_a_wafer
4007 posts

4/27/2008 5:13 am

Dang. I could done with out the Steamer explanation. Ugh!

I guess I am still old fashion. I want petting, kissing, licking, oral,etc. Regular Sex stuff.

I need no Cleveland Steamer! Ever!

pull on the rope!get something started

magicalstacie
1530 posts 

4/27/2008 4:55 am

    Quoting bengl5:
    Hi Jeff
    the cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia,where a man or a woman
    defecates on a partner's chest.There is also an alternative method
    where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest then spreads
    the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual manner.

Ok, after reading your post, I was hoping to find the answer in the comments, and now I've found it and wish I could burn it out of my brain ...


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golden_girl_53
2941 posts 

4/27/2008 4:00 am

Glad to see ya Jeff !!!!

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firework5555
21 posts 

4/27/2008 1:16 am

do not let someone give you one that is all i can say

pussykat964
2373 posts 

4/26/2008 11:02 pm

There's just so many things that are just not right about this

Determine to live life with flair and laughter...

SirensNymph

4/26/2008 7:20 pm

No idea, but it doesn't sound pretty!

I do get called a bitch quite often.
What I do NOT get called is pushover,stupid, dear or doormat.
Works for me..

CuriousAnd2Shy
5896 posts

4/26/2008 7:00 pm

Man, absolutely more information that I wanted to know (but I didn't stop reading all these responses until the question was answered... how sick is that??? )

Welcome back, and try and stay out of the ALT sites, ok?

Regards,
2Shy

devonshirediva
20 posts

4/26/2008 3:25 pm

yes this site is very englightening, isn't it? Things you wanted to know...sometimes things you don't want to know!!

cyberluvr1957

4/26/2008 2:49 pm

Cheers buddy-----

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chased4years
3378 posts

4/26/2008 2:38 pm

and let's not forget Ohio is also the home of the Cincinnati Bowtie..

apologies to all my lovely friends in Ohio - still the state I'd most like to be in right at this moment...C/S. and C/B notwithstanding...



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honestjohn4u
1365 posts 

4/26/2008 10:04 am

These poor folks are only scratching the surface. In Japan they will wear goggles and mask so they can take it to the face. Not having breakfast or being alone won't hold them back either, they just blow enemas on themselves by sticking their ass in the air while laying in a box. I made the mistake of going to some Rotten web site and wish I hadn't.

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uniquelytwisted
2705 posts 

4/26/2008 9:39 am

Okay!!. guess its really past the time of me just puttering around, gotta get me some education here before i do get myself into a mess of "OH DAM DIDN'T PLAN ON THAT".

not even gonna ask if anyone's up to the task of educating Granny Grunt.

blinx1964
387 posts 

4/26/2008 8:36 am

HUH???

elusive_angell
2879 posts

4/26/2008 6:09 am

If it has anything to do with "poop"........it's toooooooo much information

Kisses,
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handyman24022
1376 posts 

4/26/2008 2:53 am

Absolutely no idea

BlackHeatLust
34802 posts

4/26/2008 2:45 am

Don't know that one and probably shouldn't either


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kissme170
78 posts 

4/25/2008 10:55 pm

Hi dear friend why are u sitting unhappy

goddess1946
12787 posts

4/25/2008 6:36 pm

Haven't got a clue Jeff....just wanted to check in and
see how you were doin'!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}

sensualsatiation
2015 posts 

4/25/2008 6:05 pm

Jeff...be well!!!

MOfunNOWWOW
12500 posts

4/25/2008 5:24 pm

I wouldn't have been able to sleep without knowing this shit (shit literally) lol


HATERS!
Keep my name out your mouth!

Mind yo business instead of talkin shit about me or a relationship ya know ZIP about.. . .
Ya ain't psychic but psycho! Get some meds!

buzzdb
2345 posts 

4/25/2008 2:16 pm

Just dropped in to say Hello , Have a good one Jeff. BP

wickedeasy
16034 posts

4/25/2008 11:16 am

i had a freind who was doing a bdsm performance and licked another's ass clean - course she was using chocolate pudding..........

some stuff is beyound my ken

bengl5
2192 posts 

4/25/2008 7:21 am

Hi Jeff
the cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia,where a man or a woman
defecates on a partner's chest.There is also an alternative method
where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest then spreads
the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual manner.


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romanticlvr64
20960 posts 

4/25/2008 2:21 am

I'll take "Pearls" for 500, Alex. *giggles*

Jello Shots!

BigGirlzRSweet
7069 posts 

4/24/2008 11:47 pm

What made you wonder about Cleveland Steamer? LOL!

TnWitchyWoman
4929 posts

4/24/2008 9:25 pm

There are some things that for the life of me I can't figure out how they get associated with any kind of pleasurable sexual experience. THAT is beyond my realm of kinky and I thought I went pretty deep into those woods. LMAO

SexPleasure59
2311 posts

4/24/2008 8:48 pm

I did not realize that you had been invisible awhile so i checked your blog. I can see that several people said that they were glad to see you back on the blog again. Hope that you are alright !!!!!!!!!!
By the way, I did not realize that the numbers on your blog are very impressive. Alot of people watch your blog !!!

Liv_Inlavalova

4/24/2008 7:13 pm

Quit havin so much fun in the real world and get back here and blog, goddamm it!

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morganswetride
1034 posts

4/24/2008 6:36 pm

It's a nice steamy pile of shit. Just use your imagination about where it goes. Me personally I've never done or had it done to me, but I woulndn't recomend it!!!!!

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evil_lolita
3607 posts

4/24/2008 6:23 pm

Er - well I don't recommend googling it

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misterme21960
6022 posts

4/24/2008 5:54 pm

Sounds like a mixed drink or a shot of something from Ohia

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celtic_poptart
2405 posts

4/24/2008 5:51 pm


I learned so many new things from this site. The only thing I've repeatedly asked and never had an answer to is "What is a munchen?"


Bukkake anyone?



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SexxyT4u73
421 posts 

4/24/2008 4:25 pm

Ewwwwwww... xoxo T

Let my arms give you shelter & rest. My song give you peace. -xoxo T

digdug41
16579 posts

4/24/2008 3:39 pm

ya got me Jeff I just wanted to holla and say I thought of ya as I passed through Ohio man, I'll cyaroun the blogz

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LuvleeLadyLumps
1373 posts 

4/24/2008 3:06 pm

i dont know what bukakki is either....and what kind of sick fuck would get off by someone stinkying on their chest!!?!?!??!!?

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spunky11961
49183 posts 

4/24/2008 1:56 pm

    Quoting silverbreeze2:
    I think you posted some kind of picture? I can't see...standards can't see pictures inside of comments.

    I have no idea what this is
they denied my pic... it was just a cat... honestly...

~spunky

mediumWalter
2127 posts 

4/24/2008 12:52 pm

King Cobb or KC_JJ posted about that a while back.
If I remember correctly, it has something to do with being shit(?)
shat(?) upon--whatever it was, it was really disgusting!

silverbreeze2
26557 posts

4/24/2008 12:32 pm

I think you posted some kind of picture? I can't see...standards can't see pictures inside of comments.

I have no idea what this is

dimples565
15722 posts

4/24/2008 11:17 am

OMG that is so sick. Blah!!!!!

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dirtyhope
4436 posts 

4/24/2008 11:01 am

First the burning river now this!

HSVrocketman
4289 posts

4/24/2008 10:45 am

Can't believe Wiki has a pic, but its true.

PrincessnBigDady
4268 posts

4/24/2008 9:50 am


I just knew shit would pile up while I was gone Good to see you!


quietly_softly
3876 posts 

4/24/2008 7:05 am

Eeeks! I don't know any of those terms and am slowly googling them. Pearl necklace in Wikipedia even has a photo!

the_stray_cat
2008 posts 

4/24/2008 7:04 am

There are questions you only think you want an answer to.

got busted for putting the old sig on.

222when911
4681 posts

4/24/2008 12:57 am

So do I have to go into the Donkey Punch? Rusty Trombone? Strawberry Shortcake? .....even Bob and Tom have a song with all the weird shit in it.... J

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anazcpl4u
5437 posts

4/23/2008 10:39 pm

Who would have thought this place would be a fountain of endless knowledge.


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anytyme4u1970
4517 posts

4/23/2008 8:53 pm

Ok people just do some nasty stuff!!!

Live it like you mean it!


longhairednikki
8300 posts 

4/23/2008 7:45 pm

what kind of weird crap goes on in Cleveland!?!?!?!

ammizibad69
1349 posts 

4/23/2008 7:17 pm

From all the descriptions I am reading it sounds like something that President Bush has done to the people who almost elected him.


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skooterjon
784 posts 

4/23/2008 5:21 pm

Had never heard of this.
Had to google.. came up with the same answer as "eagleeyes32"
Some people evidently have wayyyy tooo... much time on their hands.

I think I can miss this ride without any regrets..!

Zulumon2
28 posts 

4/23/2008 4:54 pm

That is a boat ride I wont take.

everlovinone
843 posts

4/23/2008 4:34 pm

I think we should officially rename this the "Pittsburgh Steamer"...whadya think?????

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