Strange Pussy Numero Uno - Watching Porno  

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1/7/2006 9:19 am

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Strange Pussy Numero Uno - Watching Porno

This cat picture is how I feel about watching porno.

Top 10 things I like about porno...

1. It is there when you want it.
2. It is rewindable for the good parts, and fastfordable for the lame parts.
3. It can be specified to your exact tastes: i.e. 178 Fat Midget Mud-Wrestling Arm Pit Cumshots On Asian Blindfolded Mistress Who Have A Foot Fetish Part 34.
4. It can be paused and resumed if your mom calls.
5. You can eat pizza, drink beer, and see fucking all at the same time.
6. If it is stolen or run over by your gardeners lawn mower (it has happened), you can just get it again.
7. I can't think of anything that rhymes with "porno"
8. The titles are sick.
9. They don't age.
10. The obvious.... The "sweet release.."

Your likes or dislikes?


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