IF THERE WAS ANY ANIMAL I COULD BE....  

1234fivestop 66M
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12/3/2005 10:21 am

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IF THERE WAS ANY ANIMAL I COULD BE....

If there was any animal I could be I would be several (11 of them)....

WHICH / WHY:

1. Sloth / Chill animal and they don't do shit.
2. Cheettah / Fast and badass!
3. Kangaroo Mouse / Fast and can hide and put stuff in its pouch.
4. Water Buffalo / Get to chill in water and they have a big dick.
5. Dragonfly / Bitchen body.
6. Scarab (like in Egypt) / NOBODY fucks with the Scarab.
7. Dog, Pet / Family member with no commitment.
8. Dog, Wild / Inspire fear in everything except cars.
9. Earthworm / Who fucks with an earthworm except birds.
10. Tapeworm in Claudia Schiffer or Cindy Crawford / Get to be "inside" of a superbabe for the duration of your life.
11. Lizard, Monitor / Big, bitchen body armor, and you get tons of leezard chicks.

Bwaaahhahhahahaa....


1234fivestop 66M

2/1/2006 5:50 pm

LMAO Smiley!

The job is yours


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