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canyaz
8/5/2008 4:34 pmLast Read: |
So I noticed today I have not blogged about sex IN A VERY LONG TIME! You know why? BECAUSE I AM NOT HAVING ANY!!!! Is it me or is this a Blogville tragedy? I am telling you people, I need to have an orgasm with something besides bad porn and AA batteries! I mean look at me! What is wrong with this picture? I will tell you what is wrong...Later in another post.....hehehehe! Damn, I am gonna get in so much trouble for this.... There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ. |
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 8/15/2008 10:03 pm |
I hear you and know the feeling too - I've done without since last October. Sorry, my Karma ran over your Dogma.
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8/6/2008 8:22 pm |
I don't see anything wrong from my vantage point or the pics on your post either!   I don't care what the people say. I know where their jive is at! 
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8/6/2008 7:36 pm |
Thank goodness I stocked up in batteries. Hopefully it is a temporary drought for us and it will change very very soon!!!! 
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 8/6/2008 5:22 pm |
Well, guess it would be appropriate if you gave me "a head" - minus the "a" of course (and no, not "a hed")
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8/6/2008 9:32 am |
Agreeing with you and Earthywoman3...thinking about it...me neither. Not only is it a tragedy...maybe it's a curse. I've read the same issue on another post a couple days ago. Who has cursed blogworld?  Man, these posts are going to be fire once the drought is over.
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8/6/2008 8:15 am |
Sorry to hear you are not having any sex ... I think it must be the heat...or the humidity... it makes people go wacky! or maybe you really ARE having sex but your memory is failing so you just don't remember it ... so here are seven ways you can tell you had sex last night but just don't remember: Do you wake up coughing because of several short hairs in your mouth -- not your color -- and wonder how they got there? Did you wake up with what appear to be drops of dried mayonaise on your front (or back), your clit swollen to the size of a walnut, but you had pesto the night before? Do you find yourself rubbing your chin in the morning, and wondering why your hand smells like a seafood taco? When you woke up in the morning, did you think it odd to find an empty can of redi-whip by your bedside, and traces of whipped cream between your legs? As you walk down the street, do men you don't recognize smile, wink, lick their lips and mouth "tonight, same place!" as they stroll by you? Do you wake up in the morning, your jaw and nipples sore, your knees grass-stained, feeling full but with an odd and unexplained sense of accomplishment? Did you wake up in a strange hotel room, blindfolded and handcuffed to a 4-poster bed, empty bottles of oil all over the room, and seven short men you don't know singing 'hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go...' as they tromp out of the room? If any of these symptoms apply to you, then perhaps you should give me a call for a personal no obligation consultation .... I might just be able to prescribe a treatment for your affliction.
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8/6/2008 6:19 am |
rub your Zen Buddha frog harder... webspry "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." — David Sedaris
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8/6/2008 6:08 am |
What is wrong with the picture? Well, #1 it is too small (not you fault I know). #2 is doesn't show your pretty face. #3 - it is JUST a picture! OH - that is not what you meant?
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8/6/2008 5:24 am |
Its a tragedy I tell ya! A waste of a gorgeous, sexy and vital woman. What the heck is WRONG with the guys around you sweetheart?? You find a way to get to Indy and ol Tazzerman will take care of ya.. Or I'll find a way to get to you.. Either way, forget about the AA batteries and bad porn...  -tm p.s. Well maybe not the batteries. We might just need those!
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8/5/2008 9:31 pm |
Hum.....................
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8/5/2008 7:20 pm |
I'm not having any either! What's going on? It is a Blogville tragedy.  "Don't waste your time on a man or woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you." Earthy A Texas Blessing Decadently Delicious Hand Sex  
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8/5/2008 4:41 pm |
oooooo, waiting with baited breath to find out what comes next! Placebostud...The One, The Only Crippled Stud Now come visit my blog, please Placebostud
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