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chislut

5/23/2006 1:47 pm

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 ... on how to make chislut cum :

Nipples. My nipples are key. Play with them. Roll them between your fingers. Lick them, suck them, gently bite them. Flick your tongue over them. Have I gotten my point across? My nipples are like magic 'on' buttons.

Talk dirty to me. TELL me what you're going to do to me. Or have me do to you. Tell me if you like what I'm doing. Tell me what you wish you could do to me or have me do. Call me names -- whore, cumslut, bitch -- be creative.

Cum in my mouth. Ok, I realize this isn't always convenient, depending on what's going on when you're ready to cum. And just cumming in my mouth isn't going to make me cum all by itself. But if I'm close, this can push me over the edge.

Let me be on top. Or bent over something -- a bed, a couch, a table -- while you fuck me from behind.

A vibrator? Actually, I've never tried this. But, I assume using a vibrator on my clit *with* a guy would work just as well as when I use it *alone*.

MAYBE oral sex. Most of the time, though, no. I'll explain. C'mon you knew I couldn't write just a simple list, didn't you? If a guy goes down on me I spend way too much effort worrying to ever relax enough to cum. I worry that he finds it distasteful (no pun intended?) and is just doing it because "everyone knows" that all women like it. I worry that it's taking too long for me to cum so he's getting tired. It all boils down to, I don't believe he really WANTS to be eating me. And that makes me not be able to relax. HOWEVER -- there was one guy I dated who convinced me that he actually liked it. He made me feel like *I* was doing *him* a favor by letting him do it. (Which, actually, IS how I felt about it.) And OMG he made me cum. Hard. Yeah, I had no problem whatsoever letting him do THAT again. Another guy recently accomplished the same thing. Anyway, I asked my ex once exactly what it was he did down there that worked. Cuz, really, I couldn't tell. Since this is a cheatsheet, I'll pass on what he said. He said he would get my clit between his teeth -- YES, his teeth -- and flick back and forth with his tongue. He'd tease me by being rhythmic and then change the rhythm and finally just continue at a rhythm until I came.

Don't STOP! See, if a woman says "Don't stop," she means it. She doesn't mean "go faster." Or "change the pace of what you're doing." Or "harder." Or "softer." She means "KEEP DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Even if you feel like you're about to pass out. Or cramp up. Just a few more seconds. Maybe a minute. Ok? Please? Thanks.

Did I mention my nipples?

Tell me if I have to be quiet. I'm noisy. Most of the time. Grunts and moans. I've had guys suddenly cover my mouth to make me be quiet, which *does* shut me up -- because then I feel like I'm supposed to be ashamed. Which just turns me off. I know that's irrational. It's usually just that I didn't realize they don't want their neighbor or roommate or, I don't know, dog to hear us having sex. The point being, just let me know if I have to be quiet; don't panic and cover my mouth. Which reminds me of another point...

Do not be ashamed of having sex with me. Or, at the very least, try to hide it from me. So you met me on a sex site? So what? Don't create these obstacles to get around just to ensure that no one could possibly see us together. (Notice that on my profile I do NOT list "discrete relationships" as something I'm looking for.) If someone does see us and wants to know who I am, I'm someone you met online. What's the big deal? Because if you *are* ashamed to be seen with me, I can't help but take that as a judgement of me personally. That you wouldn't want to be associated with someone who LOOKS like me, mainly. And that makes me think that you want to have sex only because you want to have sex and not because you want to have sex with ME. Which leads to...

Be turned on by me. Yup. It's totally circular, but if you're turned on my ME then I'LL be turned on and be much more likely to cum.

Be rough as opposed to gentle. I want to feel like I'm being used. For your pleasure. I want to feel like, of course you're a nice guy, but you're so turned on that you just can't help yourself. You HAVE to have me. Now. THIS way. (Whichever way "this" is.)

Dominate me. (Ack, I can't help myself... which would make you "dominaNT" not "dominaTE". Ok. End of spelling lesson.) Same reasons as above I think. Not that reasons really matter. Tell me what to do. Tell me if I'm doing something wrong or you want something done differently. (Tell me if I'm doing good, too! There's something about being told "Good girl" in a sexual situation that really gets to me.) MAKE me be your slut. (Ahem, in case it's not obvious, I don't mean REAL force here. BDSM usually involves safe words and if we were to really be getting into the kind of thing where "no" doesn't mean "no" then I'd negotiate safe words. For general play, though, an annoyed "cut it out!" from me usually works.)

Ok. That's enough. That should do it. If I keep typing I'll end up getting into specific fantasies, which was not the point of this post.

Please print out and post next to the furniture of your choice for fucking. Review frequently. You will be tested on this material at a later time.
absolutelynormal
6555 posts 

5/23/2006 2:52 pm

 I really don't hink I'll need it but I'll CCP it to my email, just in case someone needs it in a hurry

If a guy printed something like this out for me, I'm such a perfectionist, I would want to reference it. But then again, I hate being told what to do, so I'd probably just get pissed off.

Besides, half the fun is making discoveries on my own and surprising a few men along the way.


chislut replies on 5/23/2006 3:12 pm:
Ack! I *really* didn't mean to sound like I'm telling anyone what to do!

Ahem, let me amend:

Hey, guys, these are just friendly suggestions! For your reading pleasure. Feel free to improvise. If you don't want any suggestions, just ignore this. (Uhm, except for the nipples part. Don't ignore that part. Please?)

Whew. I think that's better.
magahee77
Ask me for a photo
9297 posts 

5/23/2006 3:44 pm

 Thanks for the tips

Now figure out a way to get to illinois

magahee77
Ask me for a photo
9297 posts 

5/23/2006 3:45 pm

 Printed it out.

Now all i have to do is make my way to Illinois?

absolutelynormal
6555 posts 

5/23/2006 3:59 pm

 LOL! Finally something we can really, really agree on!! SOmething we have in common! Please guys don't forget the nips!

Wordsmith2004
6566 posts 

5/23/2006 5:13 pm

 Nipples---- DUUR I knew that!!

(even though I don't REALLY know thee....BUUT I know through first hand experience and even second hand, fingers, and tongue...that it is possible' to make a woman "pop one off" just by playin' with her nipples....fun fun fun!

Talk dirty to me--- ummm.... WORDsmith...heelllloooo?? Seriously, my written erotic "adventures" are full'o'these spoken shanangins!!

Let me be on top. Or bent over something -- let you?? Goood...I like the proper respect you've shown in that statement LOL

A vibrator?--- Oh yessssss....idle hands (and tools) are the deevil's fuck shop.... with all his little fuck demon elves!!

MAYBE oral sex--- MAYBE?? No no...I'll decide if it's a maybe or not lol

"C'mon you knew I couldn't write just a simple list, didn't you?"

Unfortunately, yes, why I bothered to put out...my peepers for this post, gawd only knows LOL

Don't STOP---- I'll remember you typed that !

Tell me if I have to be quiet--- with which naughty handle though?? the edger Fuck toy, the retro bitch and slut, or the esoterically minded Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck?? LOL

Do not be ashamed of having sex with me---- only if I have to consumate the realationship in front of your fuckin' beeny baby dolls...that might make me a might "miffed" to say the least! lol

Be rough---- My pimp cane and boisterous backhand was insured by Lloyds of London....'tis the gold standard babe

Dominate me------ uhhh....DID I SAY YOU COULD KEEP TYPING ALL THIS SHIT BOO BOO KITTY FUCK??

I DON'T THINK SO!!

Wordy don't play d'at PATAAAOOOW!! *SMACK ASS*

In other words, Be "the man" in the monkey love session...yesss...I got it, dotted it, and shot it everywhere thank you!

"You will be tested on this material at a later time. "

Ummm nooo waaay!!

Dom Vader Wordy doesn't think so...he thinks he's already ready for the "understudy" program....He requires you to "go over" his "work"

And now Dom Vader Wordy has left this blog....nothing more to see people, SCRAM!! Show's over!
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chislut replies on 5/24/2006 7:10 pm:
**shaking my head in wonderment**

**speechless**
danteszippo
Explicit Photo
2638 posts 

5/24/2006 12:38 am

 I love the bent over part, doggy style is my favorite...and just for the record, I love a pussy on my mouth, it turns me on licking a woman. Its such a turn on especially when she cums with me down there betwen her legs. just typing it made me want to...

clitoral_man
Explicit Photo
594 posts 

5/24/2006 6:26 am

 Awesome post Chislut!

"You will be tested on this material at a later time."...Hmm, I hope it's not a written exam...I've only been studying for hands-on/practical and oral exams...will there be extra credit for nipple stimulation skills?

cheddarguy60
Ask me for a photo
50 posts 

5/24/2006 5:03 pm

 Wow.
Knowing yourself is half the battle in life.
Being able to articulate it to others is outstanding.
To do so in such an, uhhh, effective way is remarkable.
Count me in the fan club!

DoctorBooty
4078 posts

10/13/2007 5:40 pm

 oh, i'm in love!

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