jjchuddy 46F
223 posts
4/2/2006 9:27 am

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4/3/2006 7:21 am



This guy checks into a hotel on a business trip recently. He was a bit lonely so he thought he would call up one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're ringing for a cab.

He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful wavy waist-length hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her.... well, you know the kind. So he's in his room and figures, what the hell, he'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman said. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one... No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."



Cheers, Princess JJ



angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/2/2006 9:39 am

Welcome to the blogs!

Funny jokes. I enjoyed them all.


jjchuddy 46F

4/3/2006 7:21 am

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Welcome to the blogs!

    Funny jokes. I enjoyed them all.
Hi angelofmercy5, thanks. Glad to hear that u enjoyed them. Cheers

Cheers, Princess JJ


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