Are we losers? Statistics on online daters.  

100words 38F
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5/28/2005 6:17 pm

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Are we losers? Statistics on online daters.


The more people I meet online, the more I truly believe that we are all losers. My pretend statistics will hopefully inspire comments. This may or may not be related to the commonality of online dating, but who cares? This is just for fun.

I have not met girls online, but I have a feeling that many of them
-lie about their body type
-have no ability to say anything interesting
-are mentally unstable
-will never meet the guys, just play with them
-are bad in bed

Feel free to add to this list...as I am not experienced in dating women from the internet.

Out of the possible 100 men I have met online in five years...here are my statistics...estimated of course. Not that any of these are bad qualities...just statistics.*

80% send me a "canned emai" l in the first contact
42% are short
90% when asked what they like to do say, “I like to have fun.”
21% are bald
35% live with their parents
65% drink protein shakes daily
50% have horrible fashion sense
25% will not reveal his race on his profile
30% are well-read
45% are cheap (even though she may pay for herself)
60% wanted sex on the first date
53% are horrible at conversation
20% are ”new in town”
25% sleep on a mattress on the floor
33% like to “party”–(What does this even mean?)
35% have really old pictures posted on his profile (HS Senior pics)
47% had something that seemed to compensate for a small...something (Big TV, expensive car, huge stereo)
55% made no attempt to prepare for the “date”- old underwear, wrinkled clothes, bad breath etc
25% got drunk on the date
15% acted like 15 year olds
40% talked about serious ex girlfriends
70% asked my favorite position
30% touched me when I didn’t want him to
10% did not touch me when I wanted him to

* I have no actual count of the number if men I have met from the internet. I don’t think it has been 100, but….oh well.

Priapeo 46M

5/30/2005 3:26 am

Hmmm... Is there some hidden meaning lying behind that 65% drink protein shakes daily?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


rm_dsmdude9d 32M

6/1/2005 11:44 pm

Hah, classic.

I... like to party. *does the Bam party boy dance from Jackass*

Hopefully the stats will get better for ya. At least there's a plus side for ya, you get e-mail. I'm pretty sure I don't look like a leper, but most girls don't message guys on this site. The one message I've had, that I didn't initiate contact with, was from a gay guy offering to suck me off. Not my cup of tea. lol


patsam69 51M/51F

6/6/2005 7:08 pm

I have a stat...
80% say they can't wait to meet you..then don't show up!


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