What's been in your vagina?  

100needfulthings 42M
88 posts
6/9/2005 9:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What's been in your vagina?

So, being a guy, and always having lived with a penis, I suffer from what I'm willing to admit to as 'Vagina Envy'. I don't know that I would always want one, being fairly well attached to what nature has given me, but curiosity being the killer of kats, a test drive would be a very interesting ride indeed!
I will tell you this, as a man, masturbation is pretty much a hand job, little variance, kind of boring. I understand, that as a woman, masturbation may be boring or blah to some, but the opportunities to elaborate would pretty much be endless. I'm not just talking run of the mill dildos and vibrators. I'm talking about odd insertions. Veggies. Tickler condoms. Small house-hold items, appliances, utensils. Fisting.
So many things in this world are created to fit in the palm of the hand. Interestingly enough, that is about the size to fit a vagina!
Eventually I would become a size queen, need a soft ball bat or a road py-lon to get off. Go figure!

Addressing some questions I'm anticipating.
I envy the idea of having a VAGINA, so that's why I don't just stick things up my butt.
I've ignored the clitoris all together up to this point. Sorry. I realize it is an integral part of masturbation for some women (maybe most?). It's the variety of objects that can possibly be used that appeals to me. The different feel, texture, size, etc... Plus the naughty turn-on of just having weird things inside, sticking out!
A woman could make a mint taking pictures of said acts, and never have to leave the privacy of her own home!

The question I pose for the weekend is (I'll repost periodically through out), Women, what is the strangest, most interesting, or naughtiest thing that has parted your lips and was not intended to? Any photos?

Just your friendly neighborhood freak on a leash,
~K~


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/9/2005 11:43 am

cucumber, golfball, beer bottle, foot...and the list goes on...


DirtyLilSecret66 55F

6/9/2005 11:46 am

The first two things ever inserted into my vaginal orifice ... my bowling trophy from 6th grade (had a well shaped bowling pin atop the trophy) and test tubes from my chemistry lab (yes they were clean).

'Course then I've had the occasionaly cucumber, cleaned but not peeled, then served in the salad for the evening repast. Yeah, that's a trip - watching everyone eat what's been coated with my taste juices.

That's all I admit to without having my lawyer present.

"Lil"


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