My Pledge of Friendship  

100needfulthings 42M
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5/13/2005 7:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My Pledge of Friendship

Are you tired of all those "friendship" philosophies that always-sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises from me that really speak to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. If there is really reason, I'll grab a gun, tuck you in bed and keep you safe.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use shorter words and speak slower.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you then once I recover make sure your not hurt.

This is my oath...... I pledge it 'til the end. Why, you may ask, because you are my friend.

And always remember the single best way to tell who your real friends are: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

~K~


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