How many licks to the center of a...?  

100needfulthings 42M
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5/20/2005 6:51 am

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How many licks to the center of a...?

Another hectic week down, with four more to go. I own a small business that travels the Mid-West, selling jewelry at fairs and such. It's a lot of fun, and I love to travel and meet new people, but it is a tremendous amount of work and effort. I do two rounds of shows, in late spring, and again in the fall. Right now I am literally surrounded by my store (at least all the stock!). We just started carrying resin incense. Frankincense, myrrh, copal, sandalwood, and my absolute favorite, amber!
Is there any more sensual or sweetly seductive scent than a woman wearing amber? I just want to eat it, it smells so good!
I'm kind of rambling, but I do have a point.
Isn't amazing the power of smell? It is perceived in the brain in an area close to where our earliest and most profound memories are located. That's why a smell will take you back to a time when...(insert warm and fuzzy memory here).
So how does this relate to sex you ask? I recently was shopping and smelled the perfume of a girl I dated in high school. It didn't matter that I haven't seen or spoken to this woman in over twelve years, I remembered her smell!
I looked around frantically, trying to spy that vaguely familiar face from my school days.
No luck.
Still, I smelled that odor and had to find where it was coming from. I veered the cart around and went in search. After traipsing through the produce and the frozen section, I was ready to give up.
Then there she was, walking right in front of me!
Never mind the fact that she was around 65 and badgering a poor, humped, ghost of a man, who was certainly this battle-axe's better half. Never mind the God-awful pea green outfit, or the slightly bee-hived hairdo.
She smelled gorgeous! All I could see was a slim, young, attractive beauty I once had a serious crush on.
Then the illusion faded and she was still bitching at her leashed doggie of a hubby. She saw me staring and asked, "What are you looking at? Do I know you young man?"
"No, Ma'am, I just haven't smelled that perfume in a long time, it reminded me of someone..."
"Liz Claiborne, young man, now please quit ogling me!".

Just goes to show, just because it smells right, it can still be soo very wrong!!!

Amber, I still want to eat it!

I doesn't taste that different than it smells!

I wonder if it will make me sick?

Any volunteers to see how many licks to the center of an Amber-Pop!

Good night all,


100needfulthings 42M

5/20/2005 8:30 am

Isn't amazing the power of smell? I must be going "Yoda" from all the movie hype. You have to reserve seats a week or two in advance for it around here. With my schedule, I'll never see Anikin go "Darth"!

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