That Date...........  

0_may_I 52F
578 posts
1/15/2006 4:12 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

That Date...........

WELL, Read on..

Points in favour
1. He had 'too-die-for' looks.
2. He smelt edible.
3. He was smart.
4. He was tall.
5. No, that's it !

Points against
1. He was blonde..I prefer dark hair.
2. He was incapable of any sort of intelligent conversation.
3. As above.>>No 2.
4. As above.>>No2.
5. He probably didn't have a hairy chest.
6. He was breathing, I

So there you have it !
'0_May_I take your leave?' I ask after 90 minutes have past and I'm losing the will to live. I may enter a convent! Who knows, I'm sure they have more fun than me>>lmao.

0_May_I>>>needs some>>>...any takers?

Green_Tea_Boy 50M
1064 posts
1/15/2006 6:27 am

lmao.... I wonder what kind of report you'd give me...??

still I'm impressed you gave him 90 minutes before filling out your application for a convent... or did the 90 mins include application filling...just to get the message across that you weren't interested...lmao

manchestermale99 56M

1/15/2006 3:17 pm

1. I am tall
2. I have a hairy chest
3. I smell nice
4. I have dark hair
5. Just test me on the conversation
BUT I sent you a message and received no reply!

rm_laidback64 52M

1/15/2006 3:52 pm

1. I am short
2. I have a hairy arse
3. I smell with my nose
4. I have no hair
5. I know some funny things...

0_may_I 52F

1/15/2006 10:48 pm

GTB....How can I possibly set the words to paper, which your report would call for ? Do you not realise that paper is combustible, darling? Your report card would be glowing with teacher's ticks..lmao..mind they don't jump at you. Just a last word...I'm not your teacher...I'm the headmistress. Yes, that sounds just about right! Head mistress, in every sense..
Yes I say, 'G.T.B.. is too hot for reporting,' lucky really, fot I am sure he has done some very dodgy things , which he has never been caught out at.

0_May_I ?.....I think I may....

0_may_I 52F

1/15/2006 11:03 pm seem to fit all the criteria, darlin. I'll have to check into it. Thanks for dropping by, please do so again.

I'm sorry about not replying to your message ,which one of the 270, I had yeaterday, was it then? Just trying to impress how hard we girls have got it. I'll be in touch with you soon..

0_May_I ?...bowing, obsequiously, taking my leaveI really will have to stop

0_may_I 52F

1/15/2006 11:09 pm

L.B 64..Onto your report card and as to number 5, I'll bet you do and four of them are the answers above number five.
You've marked your own card, you know !
I mean, you don't really expect me to take you seriously, do you?

0_May_I ?...leaves you,with a shake of the head..

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/15/2006 11:50 pm

so this is where you hide yourself..

270 messages is rather alot to digest, you have all my sympathy... some weird and wonderfull ones as well i imagine...

you may get to mine eventually.. one can always live in hope.. !!

rm_laidback64 52M

1/15/2006 11:58 pm

Who said anything about being serious?

0_may_I 52F

1/16/2006 12:32 am

D.H. I'll take a look, shall I, sugar. You are a dark horse, aren't you?

0_May_I...blows you a kiss and smiles her special smile for's that, until I get to your mail?

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/16/2006 6:13 am

that will keep me going.... as for being a dark horse, maybe you will have to find out for yourself if its true or not..

did you get the pics by the way..?

0_may_I 52F

1/16/2006 9:16 pm

DH...Weird, YES, I don't know about the'll have to see. Only time will tell.
Yes I'll mail you, when I get the chance. Shall we have a convo here? Might have better luck, than the other I'm joking about that convo..don't you dare!!!

Hugs &kisses.0_May_I ?...

0_may_I 52F

1/16/2006 9:24 pm

Laidback,'s this..'lmao.'

Who did say anything about being serious ? Not me, did I ?
Do you mind if I do this to you:- Oh, I can't, not here..lmao.

hugs & kisses..0_May_I ?...

0_may_I 52F

1/16/2006 9:35 pm

Laidback, i was going to use that little whip on you, but it won't let me, Do you have friends in high places?
0_May_I>>>>>walks away , pensively, wondering if she can use it in the rooms. What fun!!!

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/17/2006 1:13 am

O_May_I.... wonderfull it could be... i assure u..weird it would not !!!
as for the convo, i have a much better dastardly plan .... shall i share it with you..?


0_may_I 52F

1/17/2006 2:36 am

D.H., not on here--what a way to conduct a relationship,albeit only one of emails, right next to the laundry room too.

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?....

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/17/2006 3:08 am

oh dear... i hadnt realised that the laundry room was so near.. all the steam should have been a bit of a giveaway... i will just have to resort to the another forum of communication then..


rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/17/2006 4:34 am

well O_May_i..... a few words strung together for your perusal should have winged their way across the electronic highway... its just a little light reading...


0_may_I 52F

1/17/2006 10:42 pm

D.H...Thank you, I shall peruse it anan. i'll reply, of course, do say that all this steam is good for the complexion, we should be looking quite beautiful, by now, dear.

hugs & kisses, 0_May_I ? ..

rm_3isbetathan2 39M

1/18/2006 10:29 am

Well I will take you for sure, its a good idea to have a few conversations online first sexy. Then you'll know whether I can handle a conversation before we met.

1. Looks are a matter of opinion, not all will think I'm Tom Cruise
2. I smell of Lynx, lol
3. I am more a comfortable dresser but smart when required
4. I am only 5ft 6" but all the same size horizontal
5. And I have more if you care to find out

0_may_I 52F

1/18/2006 5:24 pm

3isbetterthan2..You may be 5' 6'', but you're a neat little package, aren't you, hun? I'm glad you don't get mistaken for Tom Cruise, very often, he does nothing for me, I'm Brad Pitt lookalike, now that's different scenario
Hoping to bump into you , in the rooms,at some time...soon, I hope.

hugs & kisses, 0_May_I ?..

I don't agree with your handle, by the way.

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/19/2006 11:55 am

OMI...ys.. we should be looking absolutely beautiful by now... you are becoming more intriuging by each passing day..hmmmmmmmmm what next i ask myself..

DH. xx

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/19/2006 11:56 am

that would be intriging by the ay.. just seeing if you spotted the deliberate mistake..

0_may_I 52F

1/20/2006 2:00 am

0_May_I?..intriguing, me, D,H..I'm a veritable open book,babe. I'll look out for you again, in the rooms.
See you in there!!!
Hugs & kisses 0_May_I

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/21/2006 1:05 am

morning OMI, a veritable open book indeed... perhaps your pages should be studied in depth.. and i dont mean virtually..


0_may_I 52F

1/21/2006 4:16 pm

DH, Did I tell you, I like page-turners ?
My time online is limited at the moment. I'm rather busy, but I will get back to you----promise.

hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

rm_darkhorse961 55M

1/22/2006 1:54 am

i am pleased that you appreciate page turners, especially those who appreciate literary gems and masterpieces. some works of art cry out to be nurtured.... are you one of those gems i ask myself..?


rm_3isbetathan2 39M

1/25/2006 10:12 am

0_may_I, the handle is good for a change now and again but you cannot beat 1 on 1. Hope to not just chat in a room but chat over a coffee sometime soon sexy, like that picture of yours very much.

Take care

AB xx

0_may_I 52F

1/25/2006 8:05 pm

DH...nurture me, hun. ...nurture me blossom.

AB.I'm so glad you agree with me, hun. Fancy getting up close and personal, in cyberland, lover?

Hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

rm_3isbetathan2 39M

2/5/2006 12:17 am

Unfortunately, cyberland doesn't do it for me sexy. Would be happy to arrange a time to chat online though, get to know each other and what we both want.

Mail me and I will pass on my private email address too.

AB xx

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