she was soooo blonde...............  

01ROXYBARBIE 48F
20 posts
5/18/2006 4:24 am

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6/18/2006 3:24 pm

she was soooo blonde...............


She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
> >
> >
> > She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
> > * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> > * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> > * At the bottom of an application where it says
> > "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
> >
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > ! * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
> > slept.
> > * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> > * Under "education" on her job application, she
> > put "Hooked On Phonics."
> >
> > She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> > * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
> > can because it said "Concentrate."
> > * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
> > and "DON'T WALK."
> > * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >
> > She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde..
> > * She studied for a blood test.
> > * She sold the car for gas money.
> > * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
> > instead.
> > * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
> > said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went
> > home.
> >
> > She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde.
> > * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
> > around the home, she moved.
> > * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
> > speechless.
> > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio
> > in the evening.
> > * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
> > thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
> >
> > AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
> >
> > She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >
> > She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
> > company

goodatpoetry2 66M
12406 posts
5/18/2006 10:47 pm

That she was mad that her driver's license gave her an "f" in sex.


01ROXYBARBIE 48F

5/30/2006 12:11 pm

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    That she was mad that her driver's license gave her an "f" in sex.
LOL........yes, That one too

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