THE LIARS CLOCK  

01ROXYBARBIE 48F
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6/10/2006 2:28 pm

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6/18/2006 3:21 pm

THE LIARS CLOCK


THE LIARS CLOCK

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clock s. Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked
the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."

rm_kalanchoe88 54F

6/10/2006 3:32 pm

Love it!
Kala


PandorasBoxxxx 105F
10040 posts
6/10/2006 4:12 pm

lol fantastic!

Pan


Teenagers are god's punishment for having sex!!

Pan


penguinluvr 58M
1083 posts
6/10/2006 4:39 pm

(giggle)

Opus


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/10/2006 4:44 pm


hmmmmm . you got me thinking now

would be real fun writing on Kennedy's clock???

LilJessicaSQuirt
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