PENIS...............ON STRIKE AGAIN!  

01ROXYBARBIE 48F
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5/25/2006 9:54 am
PENIS...............ON STRIKE AGAIN!


LETTER FROM THE PENIS
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp and even smelly environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Penis
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LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT
:Dear Mr. Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasonsYou do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other
locations.
You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Management


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