Hair remover  

01ROXYBARBIE 48F
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5/28/2006 7:15 pm

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6/18/2006 3:24 pm

Hair remover


> > A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
> > priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
> >
> > "Of course. What may I do for you?"
> >
> > "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over
> > the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
> > way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
> > perhaps?"
> >
> > "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
> >
> > "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
> >
> > When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
> >
> > The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
> >
> > "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
> >
> > The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
> > have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
> >
> > "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman,
> > but which is, to date, unused."
> >
> > Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!

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