A lesson in the kitchen  

01ROXYBARBIE 48F
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6/10/2006 2:42 pm
A lesson in the kitchen


A lesson in the kitchen
>
>
> > A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly,
>her
> > husband burst into the kitchen.
> >
> > "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
> > cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
>more
> > butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
>to
> > STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
>when
> > you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
> > your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> > them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
>I
> > don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> > The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
>like
> > when I'm driving."

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